keltoi Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 has this phenomenon spread across the world yet? pointy shoes are taking over the world... i can't find a smart pair of shoes that aren't pointy as fuck, extending at least an inch (normally 2 inches or more) and half beyond the end of my foot, squeezing my toes into a rediculous cramped bunch. i just want a nice pair of smart shoes for a wedding that don't make me look like some winkle picker charlie chaplin size 12 stilletto clown. they make me walk like i'm trying to stop the cum dribbling down my legs. they make you mince and trot, god knows what i'd turn into running for a bus in these things. i like comfortable shoes, preferably shaped anatomically like a human foot. wtf's going on? i'm going to have to design my own shoes if i don't want to look like a cross dressing fag prince tribute act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 you wear womens high heeled pointy pumps? ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 the gents shoes you see everywhere are not far off. look at this fag... and another.... and another... my feet would stop 3 inches from the end of these things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 that last one is a girl right... right?!?! :undecided: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 I do not approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 i was observing and ridiculing this trend in the pub not so long ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 man these coupled with skinny jeans just gets me going... i know a guy that got a really long pair (a hairdresser - lol) and after he'd worn them a couple of times they looked like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 guy on the left here. his outfit is so contrived... what is he saying to us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 this is the average shoe shop rail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 this is the average shoe shop rail... Very true, I hate those kind of shoes. They're hideous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 yeah it's been happening here in australia for about two years, i'm also having a hard time finding round toed business shoes.. which is why i stick to cherry docs heheh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 you wanna get yourself to clarks mate - no pointy shoes in there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 the other thing these hipsters seem to must have at the moment is plaid shirts. shops are rammed with the things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 you wanna get yourself to clarks mate - no pointy shoes in there.... but there is. i had a look. they have both extremes in one shop. pointy or cornish pasty shaped shoes for OAP's or the handicapped. hahahaha brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bod Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 pointy shoes are terrible. get some YMC shoes. Pricey but worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 you wanna get yourself to clarks mate - no pointy shoes in there.... but there is. i had a look. they have both extremes in one shop. pointy or cornish pasty shaped shoes for OAP's or the handicapped. fucking hell, clarks sold out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 pointy shoes are terrible. get some YMC shoes. Pricey but worth it they're not too bad, still looks like maybe a surplus inch at the toe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 you wanna get yourself to clarks mate - no pointy shoes in there.... but there is. i had a look. they have both extremes in one shop. pointy or cornish pasty shaped shoes for OAP's or the handicapped. i quite ike cornish pasty shoes though i haven't worn shoes since the last funeral i attended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 i have apair of lighter brown (than below) clerks cornish pasty boots which i wear with jeans. but i'm wearing a suit to a wedding and they'd look stupid. course this is the typical cornish pasty boot (i think they're disgusting)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 yeah, i ain't feelin these pointy shoes at all, be it on males or females. somehow looks douchey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 i have apair of lighter brown (than below) clerks cornish pasty boots which i wear with jeans. but i'm wearing a suit to a wedding and they'd look stupid. course this is the typical cornish pasty boot (i think they're disgusting)... i'd wear that top pair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 i'd wear sneakers to my own wedding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 down with the system! down with social convention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 attaching an endslice (crusty side down) to the sole of each foot with a sellotape strap makes an affordable alternative to costly major brand footwear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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