Guest rumbo Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I have never had a broken bone in my life. I was breast fed until I was 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 oh my goodness that is amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ultravisitor Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 My great grandfather was the Chief of Police in India during the Colonies and was subsequently the man who arrested Ghandi. Oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I've survived for a week in the wilderness with just the things I could carry on my back. a weeks worth of food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cear Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I have never had a broken bone in my life. I was breast fed until I was 9 apart from the breast feeding, same! never had a broken bone and have never had dental cavity. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yikes Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 i had a one night stand with a ford model who was much taller than me i also did hard drugs with her before during and after our dalliance i brought in a picture of keith richards at his most drugged out looking 70s phase to 4th grade show and tell, and the teacher was so upset [she was very straight and religious] called a conference with my parents. they balked at her and told her to piss off.THANKS MOM [my parents bought me rolling stones and led zep albums for xmas/b-day thank you very much] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 what's a ford model? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest boo Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 what's a ford model? i googled it for you. ford is apparently a new york modeling agency that's been around since 1946. edit: or it's a car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yikes Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 YES ! i had sex w/ an automobile [fucked the exhaust pipe] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 that is amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I've survived for a week in the wilderness with just the things I could carry on my back. a weeks worth of food? That, as well as gear for purifying water, sleeping bag, tent, propane, extra socks and Jack Daniels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I've survived for a week in the wilderness with just the things I could carry on my back. a weeks worth of food? That, as well as gear for purifying water, sleeping bag, tent, propane, extra socks and Jack Daniels. so you went on a week's camping trip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I've survived for a week in the wilderness with just the things I could carry on my back. a weeks worth of food? That, as well as gear for purifying water, sleeping bag, tent, propane, extra socks and Jack Daniels. so you went on a week's camping trip? It was a hike, but yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 did you wrestle a bear or anything like that. just lie and say you did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 were you sodomised by hill-folks? just say you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 did you wrestle a bear or anything like that. just lie and say you did. It was a great experience as a teenager to be out in such desolate, Nationally protected wilderness. Have you ever experienced the lack of strangers for such a prolonged period? were you sodomised by hill-folks? just say you were. I'm afraid the Scots carry the torch when it comes to butt play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I'm willing to wager I have more personal injuries than the average person. Have had my head sewn up twice [once for being hit with a brick] Stitches in my hand that cut the skin between the thumb and palm Surgery on my foot Surgery on my mouth [non wisdom teeth related since I don't have them] Surgery on my collarbone [there's a metal plate over my clavicle now] Big scar under my chin from running into a banister on my bike Cracked rib Been door'd once And I got hit by a car a couple weeks ago. Those are just off the top of my head. The truly amazing thing is I've done tons of stupid crazy shit and I've never been arrested. lol what the fuck does being door'd entail? that's an impressive amount of damage you've racked up over the years though. i'm feeling compelled to list my major injuries as well: broken ankle broken wrist (left and right at separate times) broken toe broken nose broken finger broken knuckle/hand broken rib 5 concussions 'smashed' foot - was too drunk to go to the hospital so i tried to sleep it off and woke up in complete shock. broken bottle through wrist - it's still fucked up almost 4 years later 9 stitches in chin nail through foot: pancreatitus x2 coxsackievirus x2 -how unlucky can a motherfucker be? worst temporary disease of all time. the first time i had it i couldn't swallow any food for 7 days and lost 14 pounds. i did manage to get myself arrested a few years back.. spent the night with 40 legitimate criminals with crimes ranging from arson to multiple counts of armed robbery. i was brought in for 'obstruction of justice' for filming some cops beating the shit out of a dude that had just gotten in a fight with the bouncers at a bar i was at. a cop came up from behind me and hit the hand i was holding my phone with with his night stick. my knuckles were black for 2 weeks. on top of that, they forced me to delete the video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 did you wrestle a bear or anything like that. just lie and say you did. It was a great experience as a teenager to be out in such desolate, Nationally protected wilderness. Have you ever experienced the lack of strangers for such a prolonged period? yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 i did manage to get myself arrested a few years back.. spent the night with 40 legitimate criminals with crimes ranging from arson to multiple counts of armed robbery. i was brought in for 'obstruction of justice' for filming some cops beating the shit out of a dude that had just gotten in a fight with the bouncers at a bar i was at. a cop came up from behind me and hit the hand i was holding my phone with with his night stick. my knuckles were black for 2 weeks. on top of that, they forced me to delete the video. Do you live in the States? I know they recently made filming cops illegal here. Is it illegal overseas, too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 did you wrestle a bear or anything like that. just lie and say you did. It was a great experience as a teenager to be out in such desolate, Nationally protected wilderness. Have you ever experienced the lack of strangers for such a prolonged period? were you sodomised by hill-folks? just say you were. I'm afraid the Scots carry the torch when it comes to butt play. you're very defensive about your survival trip. edit: "survival" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 did you wrestle a bear or anything like that. just lie and say you did. It was a great experience as a teenager to be out in such desolate, Nationally protected wilderness. Have you ever experienced the lack of strangers for such a prolonged period? yes. I'm happy for you, then. I live in a large metropolitan city and work in a trading firm. I'm surrounded by people that think camping means taking a shopping spree to North Face and heading out in their SUV to pitch a tent next to some other yuppies doing the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 did you wrestle a bear or anything like that. just lie and say you did. It was a great experience as a teenager to be out in such desolate, Nationally protected wilderness. Have you ever experienced the lack of strangers for such a prolonged period? were you sodomised by hill-folks? just say you were. I'm afraid the Scots carry the torch when it comes to butt play. you're very defensive about your survival trip. edit: "survival" Your perception of my stance is skewed. Please walk away from the internet for a bit, come back and reevaluate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 did you wrestle a bear or anything like that. just lie and say you did. It was a great experience as a teenager to be out in such desolate, Nationally protected wilderness. Have you ever experienced the lack of strangers for such a prolonged period? were you sodomised by hill-folks? just say you were. I'm afraid the Scots carry the torch when it comes to butt play. you're very defensive about your survival trip. edit: "survival" Your perception of my stance is skewed. Please walk away from the internet for a bit, come back and reevaluate. after reevaluation i still think you exaggerated using the word "survival" and didn't like to be pulled up on it and are overly defensive. you take yourself seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 i did manage to get myself arrested a few years back.. spent the night with 40 legitimate criminals with crimes ranging from arson to multiple counts of armed robbery. i was brought in for 'obstruction of justice' for filming some cops beating the shit out of a dude that had just gotten in a fight with the bouncers at a bar i was at. a cop came up from behind me and hit the hand i was holding my phone with with his night stick. my knuckles were black for 2 weeks. on top of that, they forced me to delete the video. Do you live in the States? I know they recently made filming cops illegal here. Is it illegal overseas, too? yeah i live in the states but it definitely wasn't illegal a few years back when it happened. they got me for 'obstruction of justice', which is basically just a bullshit umbrella charge they use when they want to fuck someone over. the judge threw the charge out immediately when i explained what happened. his reaction was basically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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