beneboi Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 So, today I embarked on a journey to become a contract munitions driver for the military. I'm driving tandem in a big ass blue Peterbilt, crossing this great land delivering the righteous weapons of heaven to our blessed boys in the service so that they may smite our unholy enemies with great prejudice and furious vengeance. It's pretty sweet, I have satellite internet and tv in the truck, and I hooked up studio monitors in the back to work on music on my 10 hour off shifts. I'll post pics of the cab and all the different faraway lands I visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theocide Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 you're going to start smoking crystal pretty soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 nah, but ill be pulling down more in a week than you will every 6 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theocide Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 hahahaha you're so full of shit it's pathetic. almost as pathetic as your hipster mustache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 ffffffffffffffffffiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhtttttttt Also, watching TV while driving a truck full of warheads is so America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 wank onto a nuke for me and i'll be in your debt forever. whatever jerk made that WANK computer worm would probably dig it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 hahahaha you're so full of shit it's pathetic. almost as pathetic as your hipster mustache. oh god, youve found me out, i should have known you cant get anything past a fat ass cali stoner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 fat ass cali stoner britney's vag pops a boner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Peterbilt . . . *drool* I've been in a CMV course for the past month, learning to drive in a Freightliner and a sloppy-shifting Kenworth. I've only ever heard of the wonderful things Peterbilt has to offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 As a truck enthusiast as a child, I must say the Peterbilt are my favourite make of big rigs... although I do like the Japanese Fuso trucks as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Rex that's a weird statement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosca Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 i like dem trukz and shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 one of these big fuckers? it kind of does explain or at least justify your funny moustache. i thought/hoped it was an ironic moustache. ironic moustaches are possibly the only kind of moustache which can be cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 no, an ironic mustache is much worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 iconic moustaches are where it's at, quit hatin' on beneboi's stache. it's large. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 i guess i had the mustache before i decided to do this, but im growing out the handlebars now. we just loaded some flight simulators at Fort Hood, and we get to pick up a patriot missile launcher after we drop off the simulators. too cool. i watched a group of reservists go through some weird urban combat training today while the truck was being loaded. African Americans is crazy with they guns n shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 i guess i had the mustache before i decided to do this, but im growing out the handlebars now. we just loaded some flight simulators at Fort Hood, and we get to pick up a patriot missile launcher after we drop off the simulators. too cool. i watched a group of reservists go through some weird urban combat training today while the truck was being loaded. African Americans is crazy with they guns n shit. did you have an interview, with the mustache? i could have phrased that better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Synthacat 9 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 handlebar moustaches :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 you dont have to interview, basically, you go to a cdl school, and then find a company, however my step dad is already an owner operator so his company automatically hired me after i passed a background/drug test and i didnt have to go to a cdl school, just straight up took the test because he is qualified as an instructor. however, i bet my mustache would have helped in an interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted January 11, 2009 Author Share Posted January 11, 2009 bought batteries for my camera today buying 300 gallons of gas, you get free showers with gas purchases mohammed the road dog checking watmm watmm love the back of the cab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 heh I would love to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 i like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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marf Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 cool, what is your route? Where do you ride to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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