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this goes way beyond weaving the bacon:

 

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

 

 

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Twinkie Wiener Sandwich

 

Hot dog with twinkies for buns covered in Cheese Wiz.

 

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Bacon Beeritos

 

“Secret meat,” rice, beans, bacon and All-Malt Porter mixed together. Bake with Porter-marinated bacon then wrap in Porter-soaked tortillas and additional Porter-marinated bacon strips. Finally, dip in beer-batter and deep fry.

 

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Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella Sticks

 

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McGangBang

 

A McChicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger.

 

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The 30,000 Calorie Sandwich

 

Sandwich filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce and butter on a loaf white bread.

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don't mean to get on a high horse or anything but this is actually disgusting not just on the culinary level. this trend for making the most decadent food possible is starting to get on my tits. americans, they waste so much and think all resources are infinite.

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don't mean to get on a high horse or anything but this is actually disgusting not just on the culinary level. this trend for making the most decadent food possible is starting to get on my tits. americans, they waste so much and think all resources are infinite.

 

Not to be a bitch or anything, but I wouldn't really say that the English kitchen is worth cheering for either.

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ok, so in scotland they deep fry mars bars, but it's not that bad.

 

i should retract the word 'decadent' from that earlier post though, because 'decadent' would be a epic 10 course dinner of gold flake-infused haute cuisine eaten off the arses of 10-grand-a-night eskimo tranvestite hookers. like most things american however, this is just ridiculous.

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ok, so in scotland they deep fry mars bars, but it's not that bad.

 

i should retract the word 'decadent' from that earlier post though, because 'decadent' would be a epic 10 course dinner of gold flake-infused haute cuisine eaten off the arses of 10-grand-a-night eskimo tranvestite hookers. like most things american however, this is just ridiculous.

 

Yes, because the rest of the world certainly doesn't emulate American pop culture or styles of living and diet - that's why there's McDonalds and the like everywhere in Europe and the ROW. Hypocrite.

 

And why stop at Mars bars? You lot deep fry just about anything you can dip in batter - I mean, deep fried pizza? it's pizza calorie-loaded enough as it is, somebody had to go and dip it in some batter as well?

 

You had your eight (deservedly so) years for US of A bashing. We're on a comeback, and rest assured, we will set the standard (good or bad) to come!

 

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ok, so in scotland they deep fry mars bars, but it's not that bad.

 

i should retract the word 'decadent' from that earlier post though, because 'decadent' would be a epic 10 course dinner of gold flake-infused haute cuisine eaten off the arses of 10-grand-a-night eskimo tranvestite hookers. like most things american however, this is just ridiculous.

 

Yes, because the rest of the world certainly doesn't emulate American pop culture or styles of living and diet - that's why there's McDonalds and the like everywhere in Europe and the ROW. Hypocrite.

 

next time you're abroad you should put this hypothesis to the test. walk into a mcdonalds (preferably one next to a netto or lidl) to order a big mac meal and be sure to talk nice and loudly, perhaps dropping in some offhand comments about 'crunk' or 'the jonas brothers'. no doubt the clientele will be so impressed to be in the presence of a real american infused with real american pop culture they'll be instantly endeared to you.

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