Guest EDGEY Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...27092sham1.html ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 she didn't love his nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 if beating hookers is wrong i don't wanna be right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 this freaking awesome i love that commercial for some reason.... cause we can't do this all day i am grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I could picture him selling crystal meth... "ya gonna spend $80 a night on coke anyway, ya just throwing ya money away!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest EDGEY Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I could picture him selling crystal meth... "ya gonna spend $80 a night on coke anyway, ya just throwing ya money away!" "its made by crackheads, u know they make good stuff" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 he looks like benicio del toro in the mugshots wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 the shamwow has been proven not to work, and is a total scam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Ooo, Christina Ricci without thee fivehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Ooo, Christina Ricci without thee fivehead. uh, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 the shamwow has been proven not to work, and is a total scam ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 the shamwow has been proven not to work, and is a total scam ? http://www.infomercialratings.com/product/shamwow_reviews http://www.measuredup.com/company/Shamwow-3117 http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/tech...ws/4294482.html http://www.slate.com/id/2190658/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 the shamwow has been proven not to work, and is a total scam ? Let's be honest here, I mean, it is called Shamwow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 the shamwow has been proven not to work, and is a total scam ? http://www.infomercialratings.com/product/shamwow_reviews http://www.measuredup.com/company/Shamwow-3117 http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/tech...ws/4294482.html http://www.slate.com/id/2190658/ seems like it works well enough, even the vid makes it look like it works more effectively than other towels. shit doesn't sell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Isn't that what GTA taught us to do? Sexxor the hooker, then kill for cash... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 the shamwow guy also got fucked in the ass by scientology i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 the shamwow has been proven not to work, and is a total scam ? http://www.infomercialratings.com/product/shamwow_reviews http://www.measuredup.com/company/Shamwow-3117 http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/tech...ws/4294482.html http://www.slate.com/id/2190658/ they must have accidentally bought the cheap imitations we were told to BEWARE of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 its made in germany so you know its good. baloneyakbloney spumoni something, it does not surprise me this actor commited an assault, but, its only because someone saw it like in the dirty dozen, or lived to tell about it lol shlomi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 lol indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 the shamwow guy also got fucked in the ass by scientology i think I'm seriously feeling for Vince. All he wanted to do was be a comedian. He wrote and starred in a movie called "The Underground Comedy Movie" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0201290/ but because he was once a Scientologist and then spoke out about it, Xenu dragged his financing into legal hell and broke him in half financially. In the hole, he seriously sold the slap shop at swap meets and conventions and shit until he finally landed the ShamWoW and Slap Chop gig, which got him fame. He used his new money to scrounge up the cash to self-release the DVD and it was a huge success for him. Just when I thought he was in the clear...my man gets mutilated while purchasing some strange. Stay strong my googly eyed nigga THANK YOU. there is no one in L.A. MORE DESERVING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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