Joyrex Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I've always called them ass napkins, but what other names for toilet paper are there? Also, why don't they make toilet paper brown, or bother bleaching/colouring it - it's just gonna end up brown or some shade thereof eventually. Seems like a waste of resources. Has anybody wiped with a corncob before, like in the olden days? I don't think I could eat corn after doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I think the reason bog roll comes in white is because it makes a nice high-contrast background for you to inspect your wipings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Bath tissue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 Bath tissue See, I've heard it called that as well, and that makes no damn sense - first off, toilet paper would be the last thing I would use in the bathtub! it gets really, really soggy quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 i think gary c is using the shit ticket term too liberally. shit tickets are the specific types of toilet paper you put down in the toilet before you poop so that you prevent splashback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 You're just jealous because I rode the porcelain throne without a ticket. I'm wily like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 smudge rubs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 This high protein diet has me shitting bowel stretching limos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 ...so that you prevent splashback. i've always been wondering how to protect myself against the neptune's revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 shit tickets my good friend. another way is to turn the water off and drain the toilet first, i do this at house parties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundwave Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 wank hank later resulting in lizard rag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 blank canvas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 potato sack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Good article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 crap-kerchief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 post-it notes poo paper TP butt wipes bog roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 good old fashioned bog roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I call them "little pieces of LUDD" Everytime I wipe my ass, I am wiping my ass on a little piece of LUDD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Rorschach Test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 i've wiped with the roll before i wondered why more people dont use it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 ed & emily call them botty paper. makes me go all gooey inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 shitroll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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