BCM Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 so i'v recently moved in to a new flat. it's probably early nineties, one bed, overlooking a park...in wimbledon, it's nice. but i reckon it's haunted. the bathroom light is a bit suspect. and i just picked up some kind of weird white noise ghost shit on my monitors. i reckon the evidence is pretty conclusive. i had a really good burger earlier. before that i had some lobster bisque. LOBSTER BISQUE. i'm fucking fucked. *haunted sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 A+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 In my new place my speakers pick up the student radio station whenever they are switched on, very quietly though. I had a really good burger earlier today too. It was too long ago for my liking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 i wish i was kenny rogers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 ghosts can't interact with computers... your fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 WTF. i haven't even GOT a computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 WTF. i haven't even GOT a computer. oh sorry I thought by "monitors" you meant computer monitors, you very much could be fucked then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 i meant monitor lizards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 ZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in. You're fine BCM, carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 blimey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 mroe than liekly radio frequencies...that happened to me when i lived in the city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 mroe than liekly radio frequencies...that happened to me when i lived in the city. My headphones pick up radio frequencies sometimes, I used to think it was my computer. But when I unplugged my headphones I could still hear some music playing lightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 i may as well describe my evening... today i got up at 2pm and mooched about in my dressing gown with a slight hangover and smoked some weed. then my girlfriend came home from work (yeah she works saturdays) and i sorted myself out a bit and put on a shirt. then we got the bus down into wimbledon town centre and went to "Reds" bar & grill. i had about 3 mojotos and "The Reds" burger, which consisted of a big burger with cheese, bacon, onion rings, relish and pickles and some "cajun fries", which turned out to be normal fries with some shake n bake sprinkled on them. then we went to "House" bar on the Broadway in Wimbledon and marvelled at the neon blue decor and the selection of popular house music the spiky haired DJ was spinning. me and my girlfriend had some kind of weird, rainbow coloured cocktail and retired to the garden out back...we met our mate Ollie shortly after and drank more cocktails. we soon realised we were in a bar much much too young for us and ogled at the 17 year old girls in short skirts. even my girlfriend ogled. then we left, went to morrisons and bought booze and came home and drank it. everyone has now span out and i'm left here watching infomercials. might skin up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Dude there is better stuff than informercials on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 not when you can't be fucked to change the channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in. I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 not when you can't be fucked to change the channel lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 jesus, it's 4am. i fancy a mexican hot (extra hot). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 that sounds delightful here at 10:11 pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 it's just about this time of night that i like to phone up Derwesh Delight in Peterborough and order a Chicken Phaal, i don't live in Peterborough. they don't do Chicken Phaal. but seriously, phone them up. it's fucking well funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Cool story bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 i thought wimbledon was great, i bought a bottle of vodka from the tescos and then drank it at my mates flat and wandrered round being intrusive and obscene to people i didnt know. then i got the tube into london and went clubbing and got pilled. loads of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 i may as well describe my evening... today i got up at 2pm and mooched about in my dressing gown with a slight hangover and smoked some weed. then my girlfriend came home from work (yeah she works saturdays) and i sorted myself out a bit and put on a shirt. then we got the bus down into wimbledon town centre and went to "Reds" bar & grill. i had about 3 mojotos and "The Reds" burger, which consisted of a big burger with cheese, bacon, onion rings, relish and pickles and some "cajun fries", which turned out to be normal fries with some shake n bake sprinkled on them. then we went to "House" bar on the Broadway in Wimbledon and marvelled at the neon blue decor and the selection of popular house music the spiky haired DJ was spinning. me and my girlfriend had some kind of weird, rainbow coloured cocktail and retired to the garden out back...we met our mate Ollie shortly after and drank more cocktails. we soon realised we were in a bar much much too young for us and ogled at the 17 year old girls in short skirts. even my girlfriend ogled. then we left, went to morrisons and bought booze and came home and drank it. everyone has now span out and i'm left here watching infomercials. might skin up. sounds like america! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Tonight I got free hugs at a coffee shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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