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Giving up porn, and, Stevie Ray Vaughan thread. (not at the same time you understand)

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...Miley Ann to watch while she feasts on Mark Ashley's big curved prick with her mouth and pussy, before begrudgingly sharing the wealth.

 

Sorry I couldn't find any of the previous pron threads.

 

I'm usually pretty disciplined with it, and when I feel like I've had enough I just take a break for a few weeks. When I'm in a relationship I tend to cut it out completely too. But neither of those things apply, but I do feel that something about my interaction with it has in some way become insiduous. It's not that casual misogyny is invading real life or I've ended up jaded and looking for ever increasingly niche fetishes. It just doesn't feel right anymore. The wank bank is spent, and there's no giant public subsidy to come to my rescue. Kakapo has become a victim of the penis crunch, and I now intend to live within my onanistic means. Self sufficient self abuse.

 

So I think I'm going to delete my porn folder, favourites and torrent login.

 

Anyway, my question is, has anybody done this? I don't mean taken a break. I mean given up on porn completely for a significant period of time.

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you wanna go back to... fantasy???

 

I think that's partly it, a midlife wank crisis. In the back of my mind I want to get back to running home from school, jamming my cock in between my mattress and a pillow, fucking that whore divan for all it was worth, fueled only by the memory of the outline of my English teacher's nipple through her summer dress.

 

 

'couldn't stand the weather' is fucking amazing.

 

 

and don't get me started on his cover of 'little wing'

 

 

 

i don't think i understand the question..

 

I should explain for the foreigners that Stevie Ray is rhyming slang for porn. Well, at least in my world it is.

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Jesus Christ, JR has taken away my EKT status again and I can't edit. Typical bloody wattem, I make a thread about self relief, and they really do want a thread about Stevie Ray Vaughan. Can one of the mods rename thread something along the lines of 'midlife wank porn disillusionment crisis'?

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I've probably wanked to porn only 3 times in the past 3 years, since I started habitually seeing prostitutes. From this I conclude that for me at least, being a bonobo with random sex partners is my natural state. I suggest creating a global relief fund for sexually frustrated men who cannot afford prostitutes, using Stevie Ray Vaughn's money.

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I feel like I should have a last porn induced wank, akin to a last meal. If you were going to loose your internet connection tomorrow, forever, what would you go for? I think I'd go for something eastern european, leggy brunette, ending in a spectacular facial, the kind that could kill a small mammal. Anal/A2M? I dunno, might just want to keep it pure and simple.

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I'd got for a leggy brunette eastern European for sure, but it's be a creampie, not a facial. Maybe a pretty little preggo creampie

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i wish they had had the internet when I was in high school.

 

Oh holy Christ, if I had the internet when I was in High School, I surely would have flunked, being glued to my computer all day (literally and figuratively)

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I feel like I should have a last porn induced wank, akin to a last meal. If you were going to loose your internet connection tomorrow, forever, what would you go for? I think I'd go for something eastern european, leggy brunette, ending in a spectacular facial, the kind that could kill a small mammal. Anal/A2M? I dunno, might just want to keep it pure and simple.

 

 

It's like you just copied a Mark Renton sentence in the book Trainspotting

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i havent wanked at porn in ages... had a bit of a fling with live webcam sluts but the spark went out of that before long. i haven't watched any porn films in ages, though to tell the truth i've always preferred jpgs to mpgs. i'd say 9 out of 10 wanks over the last couple of years have been without visual stimulus. i still browse the amateur galleries and save the odd picture to hard drive but then thinking about it, i never use it as wank ammo, though i would be pretty loathe to delete it.

 

i think i'm still in recovery from the night i chucked my 70s men only collection on a bonfire. i has amassed about 30% of the entire decade in the late 90s (including nearly a full set of 1972 ... (the early 70s were a slightly larger format and higher standards of birds, bushes, photography and writing ... i can still remember the photograpers.... amnon bar tur, rupert daines, clive mclean, fred enke)) a blazing fucking row with the mrs culminated in my 12 string acoustic smashed to bits and the burning of the men onlys (and a few vintage clubs and mayfairs)

 

what i wouldn't give to have carol's perfect tits and dimly lit bush, framed by stripy thigh length socks, propped up behind the tascam again...

 

FUCK MY LIFE

 

*wanks self to sleep*

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