pylonbitch Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 two up, two down, one polish. pat and poke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I start with a sitting back-to-front. Then do a couple of pinches and maybe a front-to-back. Then I stand up on both legs and bend a bit over and do the same routine standing. Get access to different areas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noise Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 usually due to someone standing in fire or not switching targets quickly enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 luls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Usually start with two downs and then an up, after that I don't follow any rules and I just get into the zone and get involved with my asshole. I try to shit before showering sou as to reduce the necessity for intense wiping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 hang on, i'll make a video. 1 min. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 1 min? it should take that long to construct the initial TP mitten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I fold them place tissue over vulnerable areas of the hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I was half watching a movie the other day on TV and Dave Foley was playing this cult-leader character and anyway he was taking a wet shit full frontal nudity and then when he finishes shit-farting he just gets up, walks over to his bed and lays down, snuggling in. Only lol of the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I was half watching a movie the other day on TV and Dave Foley was playing this cult-leader character and anyway he was taking a wet shit full frontal nudity and then when he finishes shit-farting he just gets up, walks over to his bed and lays down, snuggling in. Only lol of the movie. that sounds absolutely fantastic, I must know more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 my technique is pretty complicated and it would sound weird if i were to put it into words so i've taken a photo of myself to make it clearer. probably nsfw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 front to back, wiggle a little bit, last wipe is done standing in case of a speed run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I was half watching a movie the other day on TV and Dave Foley was playing this cult-leader character and anyway he was taking a wet shit full frontal nudity and then when he finishes shit-farting he just gets up, walks over to his bed and lays down, snuggling in. Only lol of the movie. that sounds absolutely fantastic, I must know more Here's a basic plot for the movie Postal, 2007: "In the ironically named city of Paradise, a recently laid-off loser teams up with his cult-leading uncle (dave foley) to steal a peculiar bounty of riches from their local amusement park; somehow, the recently arrived Taliban have a similar focus, but a far more sinister intent." 1 lol 1 shock (at foley's actual penis) not worth it unfortunately---a .gif would be good though of that scene. It could be posted every 8 months in reiterations of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 i lean forward quite a bit, but i wouldn't say standing. sticking my hand between my ass and a toilet is kind of asking for trouble, depending on the amount of space between said ass and bowl. but unfortunately tons of toilet paper are used a lot of the time—my GI tract is like a really bad amusement park haunted house ride that ends in diarrhea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 i stood to wipe for a good portion of my life. i switched to a sit and lean when i start pooping in public restrooms daily. I usually open with a well padded digging wipe for chunks and clots, discard, mummify my hand again, and then i dig even deeper. I might even spit on it to loosen the deposits for the next wipe. Then i mummify my hand again and start lean-jacking off, usually balancing myself by taking a dildo, that I've suctioned to the wall, into my mouth. Then I run tissue around the outer crevice, step up the masturbation, roll my eyes back, and anchor the dildo deep into my throat. I blow really hard out of my nose so I feel the sting of my breath against my tearful eyes. Then I foot-dial my friend's mom and listen to her say "hello? who is this? i can't understand you" while I jack off and start beaking my asshole with a wax mold of my hand in a goose formation. Then I usually wakeup in different clothes in my car, in a drive-thru, and I have no idea what I ordered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 my technique is pretty complicated and it would sound weird if i were to put it into words so i've taken a photo of myself to make it clearer. probably nsfw umm, WTF is going on here? that isn't... no. it can't be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 my technique is pretty complicated and it would sound weird if i were to put it into words so i've taken a photo of myself to make it clearer. probably nsfw umm, WTF is going on here? that isn't... no. it can't be. there's a pretty big bong in the background it looks like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 With my family, usually we invite my sister, LUDD and lala down and we sit round the table for a nice meal, have a laugh and catch up. We all then go and shit, return to the table, and wait for everyone to return, then we wipe in sexual unison. It's my favourite day of the week. We all save our shit up for this weekly ritual so that we can all have the same thorough, lengthy wiping session. If one of us has a no wiper we all chuckle and say "gotta go shit again", we wait for them to return and begin the wiping. Sometimes we wipe each other but only if one of us is ill, if this is so then we will all wipe each other, with the ill person at the front so that they don't have to wipe anyone, coz of course they are too ill to wipe, otherwise though we all wipe ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I find it extremely hot that you wipe with your sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I find it extremely hot that you wipe with your sister. So do me and my sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 i stood to wipe for a good portion of my life. i switched to a sit and lean when i start pooping in public restrooms daily. I usually open with a well padded digging wipe for chunks and clots, discard, mummify my hand again, and then i dig even deeper. I might even spit on it to loosen the deposits for the next wipe. Then i mummify my hand again and start lean-jacking off, usually balancing myself by taking a dildo, that I've suctioned to the wall, into my mouth. Then I run tissue around the outer crevice, step up the masturbation, roll my eyes back, and anchor the dildo deep into my throat. I blow really hard out of my nose so I feel the sting of my breath against my tearful eyes. Then I foot-dial my friend's mom and listen to her say "hello? who is this? i can't understand you" while I jack off and start beaking my asshole with a wax mold of my hand in a goose formation. Then I usually wakeup in different clothes in my car, in a drive-thru, and I have no idea what I ordered. lol i stood to wipe for a good portion of my life. i switched to a sit and lean when i start pooping in public restrooms daily. I usually open with a well padded digging wipe for chunks and clots, discard, mummify my hand again, and then i dig even deeper. I might even spit on it to loosen the deposits for the next wipe. Then i mummify my hand again and start lean-jacking off, usually balancing myself by taking a dildo, that I've suctioned to the wall, into my mouth. Then I run tissue around the outer crevice, step up the masturbation, roll my eyes back, and anchor the dildo deep into my throat. I blow really hard out of my nose so I feel the sting of my breath against my tearful eyes. Then I foot-dial my friend's mom and listen to her say "hello? who is this? i can't understand you" while I jack off and start beaking my asshole with a wax mold of my hand in a goose formation. Then I usually wakeup in different clothes in my car, in a drive-thru, and I have no idea what I ordered. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 i stood to wipe for a good portion of my life. i switched to a sit and lean when i start pooping in public restrooms daily. I usually open with a well padded digging wipe for chunks and clots, discard, mummify my hand again, and then i dig even deeper. I might even spit on it to loosen the deposits for the next wipe. Then i mummify my hand again and start lean-jacking off, usually balancing myself by taking a dildo, that I've suctioned to the wall, into my mouth. Then I run tissue around the outer crevice, step up the masturbation, roll my eyes back, and anchor the dildo deep into my throat. I blow really hard out of my nose so I feel the sting of my breath against my tearful eyes. Then I foot-dial my friend's mom and listen to her say "hello? who is this? i can't understand you" while I jack off and start beaking my asshole with a wax mold of my hand in a goose formation. Then I usually wakeup in different clothes in my car, in a drive-thru, and I have no idea what I ordered. lol i stood to wipe for a good portion of my life. i switched to a sit and lean when i start pooping in public restrooms daily. I usually open with a well padded digging wipe for chunks and clots, discard, mummify my hand again, and then i dig even deeper. I might even spit on it to loosen the deposits for the next wipe. Then i mummify my hand again and start lean-jacking off, usually balancing myself by taking a dildo, that I've suctioned to the wall, into my mouth. Then I run tissue around the outer crevice, step up the masturbation, roll my eyes back, and anchor the dildo deep into my throat. I blow really hard out of my nose so I feel the sting of my breath against my tearful eyes. Then I foot-dial my friend's mom and listen to her say "hello? who is this? i can't understand you" while I jack off and start beaking my asshole with a wax mold of my hand in a goose formation. Then I usually wakeup in different clothes in my car, in a drive-thru, and I have no idea what I ordered. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 how do you wipe? With style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 how do you wipe? Youre supposed to wipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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