Guest dese manz hatin Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 wiretapped my muslim neighbour in the hope he was a terrorist. He wasn't. sample it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 -When I was 12, I was at a party and we played Truth or Dare. I was dared to have everyone at the party spit into a cup and then drink it and I did. -I had a slight breakdown and took off all of my clothes in the bleachers at the senior assembly, my junior year. That day I was going to a friend's funeral and the only reason I wasn't arrested was because I cried because I thought I would miss it. I was nearly expelled. -The following year... presumably due to the popularity of my assembly stunt... I was voted Prom King and my girlfriend was voted Prom Queen. Following the prom, my friends and I went to a rave and 2 of my friends OD'd on what they thought was ecstasy and went blind for about 6 hours. -I worked at a drag bar in NYC for 3 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 we kpt my sister in the dungeon and when i did good deeds my parents would let me go downstairs and have sex with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 stalked autechre for about 10 seconds at a concert venue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 When on acid I stared at myself in a mirror for ages and told myself "I am the Devil!!" Then went and sat down on the couch and placed a stuffed lizard on my head and sat there for a while... Also I like to put things on my head quite a bit, with or without drugs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 got shitfaced drinking bumbo and woke up in a hospital in a town that wasn't the one i got drunk in more stupid than weird, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superstix Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Here's a thought. Maybe AFX should consider a way of releasing his next album in ... insertable format! http://www.ohmibod.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 we kpt my sister in the dungeon and when i did good deeds my parents would let me go downstairs and have sex with her this thread is for weird stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I've done a lot of crazy things, off the top of my head though: this past summer I fought off a family of raccoons that got into my apartment through the patio door with my crutches and throwing things at them. Those Fuckers are dangerous man, THEY HAVE THUMBS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I've done a lot of crazy things, off the top of my head though: this past summer I fought off a family of raccoons that got into my apartment through the patio door with my crutches and throwing things at them. Those Fuckers are dangerous man, THEY HAVE THUMBS If they have thumbs you can teach them to give wanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 hit a deer with my car but then saw it was pregnant so i carefully opened her butt and pulled baby out to raise as a proud american. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 hotdogged a watmmer irl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Imagined hotdogging at least 2 wattemers irl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 for about three seconds i considered wanking to that one pic of weed that shows her butt in that black thing but then i remembered i have a reputation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 yeah i have that pictur....er... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 I once had sex in the back of a moving car for a friend's scavenger hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 afx was playing/dj''ing in a tent at a music festival in sweden in 1999, out of nowhere some dude ran up to him with a knife, so he hid behind the turntables for a good while and everyone must've thought he'd got the fuck out of there, because people started to leave, while afx was still taking cover behind his gear, and after a while, as far as i can remember (i was proper pissed), i was the only one left in the tent, spastic dancing to afx star wars theme remix. a friend later said he had walked by and asked me what the fuck i was doing dancing about all by myself in this big ass tent in the middle of the night. also, at the very same festival, i fell asleep on the grass during a shy fx / dilinja gig at about 4 am, and according to friends, some old ass dude came up to me, layed down and spooned me through the rest of the gig. ah the 90's .. just felt like sharing. good night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 played bass for a Chiffons type 60s girl group played bass for a Tony Orlando and Dawn tribute band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Masonic Boom Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 on that tip, ha ha, played drums for Drugstore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Drugstore are a Tony Orlando and Dawn tribute band? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 hit a deer with my car but then saw it was pregnant so i carefully opened her butt and pulled baby out to raise as a proud american. is this true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 i hugged my ex gf and called her by her best friend's name. driving drunk with no license at night. my car died several times because i was sloppy with the transmission. the cops followed me but didn't pull me over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 i sharted my pants while dancing at a gig. i was just getting over an illness. what a mess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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