Alzado Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 In this safe for work edition of the popular Where Boners Go To Die series, we want to know what types of things get you out of the mood when you're all horned up. Do you have a sure fire boner killer? For me, there's nothing worse than when you got your mojo working and your woman says something practical like: "Oh I forgot to tell you, I think the refrigerator is leaking" or "I have to work late tomorrow." Fucking boner killer. Sometimes, I get so angry at those kind of interruptions that I lose my horny boner only to be replaced by a raging fury boner. Raging fury boners are frightening. My normal boner is a sensitive lover, firm but soft to the touch. My raging fury boner on the other hand is anger personified. It radiates dangerous levels of heat. It changes colors in a spectrum of reds and purples in a downward flowing motion like some rare squid. it is covered with a web of protruding veins. the crown is adorned with a halo of bloody steel spikes. please don't kill my passionate boner or you might get a taste of something wicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 i got a rage boner for a woman who annoyed me on tv once. Sexy hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 lolz (ado)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 When she asks me to sing to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 If I think about her ex boyfriends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peaches Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 When I look at her and she doesn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 the worst is when you picture you're grandpa making his ships-in-a-bottle and then you realize you're his ship...and you're in his bottle...and like, it's your dick in his curdled ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 when she acts indifferent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 When she asks me to sing to her. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 bringing up moving. telling me to call uhaul when my boner is so hard it is ready to explode is kind of annoying. also, getting mad at me for not paying attention to uhaul requests when i am so horny all i can smell is vadge is not fun. uhaul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 When I look at her and she doesn't exist. that made me laugh a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 When she holds bills in front of her boobs on purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 one time a girl answered her phone while i was fucking her i was not impressed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 one time a girl answered her phone while i was fucking her i was not impressed I take it she didn't answer to brag or send invitations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 When I say "Ive a raging hard on" and she says "Me too" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Hairy back/arms. *shudder* Also, stinkpuss. Edit: Liking Muse, U2, The Killers, Razorlite etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Seeing bare skin totally kills my boner. I have sex in a full wetsuit and she must as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 now look what you did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 michelle malkin does this to me all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 browsing watmm kills her boner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 michelle malkin does this to me all the time. Not to mention Michael Milken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 When I get out of bed and then notice a mark on her neck, so ask what it is, and she tells me it's from really rough sex from someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Too obvious? edit: oh wait, you said boner killer, mybad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptowndevil Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 when she stops crying.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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