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if you travel back in time to have sex with someone.


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fatima blush of a bond movie (don't remember her real name)

 

Barbara Carrera - couldn't think of it until I saw she had written it on the bottom right corner!

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Nikola Tesla

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:wtf: as much as i love tesla, it sounds like he was a creep. i wouldn't touch that, no sir.

 

my three picks:

 

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the last guy is pretty cute, sean connery's voice turns me off though

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it would probably just be an ex during a period that we were together, so i wouldn't have to do the work of picking up someone.

maybe i'd work out an MMF with my past self and her, in exchange for a MFFF with her, her daughter from the future, and her mother from the past.

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lol, I just realize that johntqs is gay despite seeing his avatar for the longest time, I just thought he thought. what was that nig heartthrob's name? (who got outta shape and never released an album after millions of big black women were ready to rape him) was an crazy good singer and thought it was funny... haha I guess I was just trying to not underestimate a watmm'er

 

hhaha that probably doesn't sound politically correct or something, sorry

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lol, I just realize that johntqs is gay despite seeing his avatar for the longest time, I just thought he thought. what was that nig heartthrob's name? (who got outta shape and never released an album after millions of big black women were ready to rape him) was an crazy good singer and thought it was funny... haha I guess I was just trying to not underestimate a watmm'er

 

hhaha that probably doesn't sound politically correct or something, sorry

 

haha, that dude's name is D'Angelo. and i'm actually bi, i put up images of cybill shepherd earlier in this thread i think...

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a bunch of 80s porno ladies... but it'll take me forever to post all their pics and names!

 

especially this one (sue nero)

 

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Anna Falchi (Dellamorte/Dellamore)

 

Jenny Agutter (American Werewolf/London)

 

Samantha Fox ('89)

 

Vanity (Prince era)

 

Sheena Easton (workout commercial era, YUM!)

 

Kim Valentine (redhead from 1990 Fox show "Tribes")

 

Stacy Valentine (adult film star)

 

my 2nd grade teacher Ms. Mack

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If we can go back in time in fiction, I'd hitch a ride with the Doctor and find me the soothsayer in The Fires of Pompeii

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Or maybe I'd just seduce Karen Gillan in the present and we could play dress-up every once in a while.

 

But, uh, truer to spirit of thread:

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Sean Connery story I heard (quite possibly an urban myth):

 

Bunch of dudes in Scotland are in a pub pissed out of their brains. Said pub happens to be Sean Connery's local, and indeed Sean is there, drinking at another table with his mates. The regulars at this pub know to leave Sean be and generally treat him like ordinary folks.

 

However, our aforementioned dudes are discussing the topic of "best fuck you've ever had", and having had a few too many, they get the brilliant idea that Sean fucking Connery can probably kick all their arses at this topic. They duly send a delegate over to Mr Connery to ask him said question. "Fuck off", advises Mr Connery.

 

The dudes leave Sean alone and their little game peters out. Eventually, Sean leaves, at this point himself somewhat the worse for wear. On the way out he detours past our dudes' table, leans over conspiratorially, and in a loud stage whisper states:

 

 

Petula Clark, 1964, UP THE ARSHE!

 

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:wtf: as much as i love tesla, it sounds like he was a creep. i wouldn't touch that, no sir.

 

lol at calling Tesla a creep and nominating Connery, who admits to hitting women when they "deserve it"

 

lol, I just realize that johntqs is gay despite seeing his avatar for the longest time, I just thought he thought. what was that nig heartthrob's name? (who got outta shape and never released an album after millions of big black women were ready to rape him) was an crazy good singer and thought it was funny... haha I guess I was just trying to not underestimate a watmm'er

 

hhaha that probably doesn't sound politically correct or something, sorry

 

lol, best way to smooth out anything that could be seen as homophobic is to add a nice helping of racism :emotawesomepm9:

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