Siegecow Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Seriously you guys, the phonebook is possibly the stupidest fucking invention of all time. Hay guys lets make a book with everyones name and adress and phone number in it so they can call each other. Fuck off. Get an ipad you morans its the 21st century. They keep rolling these 5 pound tomes to our doorsteps and were all ok, sweet, im finally going to get some reading done, and then when you finally open the goddamn thing to find someone to call to get rid of this piece of shit and stop sending them to yourself, they send you the other phonebook filled wiht a whole bunch more bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 When your internet goes down, you will be happy to have a phone book. I generally feel the same as you, it's a waste of paper who needs it we have the internets etc but technology is not fool proof. If the internet is down and you need a pizza? And your cellular phone too with its programmed numbers? They could come in handy 1 day out of 365. But if you didn't have it that one day you could really be bummed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted June 5, 2010 Author Share Posted June 5, 2010 Yeah but most people have at least 2 or 3 different sources of internet during their day. Plus if im really desperate i can just call 411 or keep hitting 0 until a lady starts talkin to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Do you really thrust your life to technology that way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted June 5, 2010 Author Share Posted June 5, 2010 Dont you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Dont you? Obviously not. Technology makes people dumb. Believe me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted June 5, 2010 Author Share Posted June 5, 2010 since technology has made me too stupid to consider your statement, i believe you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Phonebooks are only good for ripping in half to impress people at parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted June 5, 2010 Author Share Posted June 5, 2010 they are apparently also good for opening wine bottles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 fucking phone books, man how do they work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 saying you think the phone book is a good idea is like being straight and going on a sponsored marathon to impress some guy so that he can cum in your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 no it isn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 I think that sounds about right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 it's like tring to impress a guy so that he can ejaculate onto your face alcofribas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 and no one even recycle them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 being straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 saying you think the phone book is a good idea is like being straight and going on a sponsored marathon to impress some guy so that he can cum in your face. this metaphor is too complex for me but I am very drunk I havent used a phone book for about ten years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Fucking lol saying you think the phone book is a good idea is like being straight and going on a sponsored marathon to impress some guy so that he can cum in your face. no it isn't it's like tring to impress a guy so that he can ejaculate onto your face alcofribas being straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted June 5, 2010 Author Share Posted June 5, 2010 Seriously. Whos the fucking dickface who says "ok guys we're going to have a gigantic book with everyones fucking name in it. Except people who say they dont want to be in it. Then were going to make a whole nother book with every business in it that pays us or whatever and whoever pays us the most get big fuckoff ads that old people that read phonebooks can read." "jeez that sounds like a huge waste of time, money, resources and a really stupid ideas." ok. whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 they're for old people that shun technology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Phonebooks are primarily for isolating near field monitors from desks on the cheap. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 i get all sorts of pussy just by looking up hot sounding names in the phonebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q27 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 they're for old people that shun technology FATHEADS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 well you'll be glad to know that the 8 biggest cities in Canada will stop producing phonebooks: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/hanging-up-on-the-phone-book/article1594065/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Posting in a 24ourange "Fuck that 'cause I cant understand it" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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