how many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Guest Ricky Downtown]

it's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it...

[Guest ms-dos]

yawn

[chassis]

Same number as animal collective albums.

[Guest ruiagnelo]

This should lead to the right number.

 

[Dan C]

:slowclap:

[triachus]

How many times does the word hipster have to be dropped until the word doesn't become hip anymore and we'll find another collective term for a new contemporary trend and complain about it endlessly?

[QBLA]

word up on the strengph, GEE!

[jules]

How many times does the word hipster have to be dropped until the word doesn't become hip anymore and we'll find another collective term for a new contemporary trend and complain about it endlessly?

 

 

considering the word has been used for decades, id say a very long time

[Guest Enter a new display name]

Using a lightbulb encourages capitalist energy companies, which is not indie at all.

 

**puts biodegradable scarf on**

[Boxing Day]

6:

 

1 to Screw in the lightbulb

another one to recite a poem about lightbulb

the third one to make a "I agree with Hitler" tattoo in the lightbulb's top half.

fourth ( a female) to complain about lightbulbs , and how Cat shit has enough energy the sustain whole city of New York

the fifth one (an older hipsters) to commit suicide , because he is a big Tesla fan , and cannot live with the fact that Edison beat Testla int he "energy wars"

and finally the Sixth one to smash the lightbulb into pieces , because that is what hipsters do.

 

(The 5 hipsters will later donate parts of the smashed lihgtbulb to a crack head , " Fuck the system , smoke all the crack you want. Here use this smashed lightbulb to make a pipe"

[MAXIMUS MISCHIEF]

Same number as animal collective albums.

 

how dare you

[Dan C]

[Guest Gary C]

6:

 

1 to Screw in the lightbulb

another one to recite a poem about lightbulb

the third one to make a "I agree with Hitler" tattoo in the lightbulb's top half.

fourth ( a female) to complain about lightbulbs , and how Cat shit has enough energy the sustain whole city of New York

the fifth one (an older hipsters) to commit suicide , because he is a big Tesla fan , and cannot live with the fact that Edison beat Testla int he "energy wars"

and finally the Sixth one to smash the lightbulb into pieces , because that is what hipsters do.

 

(The 5 hipsters will later donate parts of the smashed lihgtbulb to a crack head , " Fuck the system , smoke all the crack you want. Here use this smashed lightbulb to make a pipe"

 

I really thought you were funnier than that.

[kaini]

the only thing more tired than the hipster cliche is the people complaining about it.

[Boxing Day]

6:

 

1 to Screw in the lightbulb

another one to recite a poem about lightbulb

the third one to make a "I agree with Hitler" tattoo in the lightbulb's top half.

fourth ( a female) to complain about lightbulbs , and how Cat shit has enough energy the sustain whole city of New York

the fifth one (an older hipsters) to commit suicide , because he is a big Tesla fan , and cannot live with the fact that Edison beat Testla int he "energy wars"

and finally the Sixth one to smash the lightbulb into pieces , because that is what hipsters do.

 

(The 5 hipsters will later donate parts of the smashed lihgtbulb to a crack head , " Fuck the system , smoke all the crack you want. Here use this smashed lightbulb to make a pipe"

 

I really thought you were funnier than that.

 

LOL , you were deluded son

[Capsaicin]

One to screw it in, one to ride a fixie, one to shop at a thrift store, and one to play psychedelic noise rock on his mac laptop

[Guest uptown devil]

one,

[Guest Funktion]

how many david bowies does it take to ch-cha-cha-CHA-CHA-CHANGE a lightbulb?

[modey]

the only thing more tired than the hipster cliche is the people complaining about it.

yeah pretty much. i'm beginning to think people here complain about hipsters so much because they get to fuck cute indie girls.

[vamos scorcho]

we are the true hipsters

[kaini]

the only thing more tired than the hipster cliche is the people complaining about it.

yeah pretty much. i'm beginning to think people here complain about hipsters so much because they get to fuck cute indie girls.

 

 

modey waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were hipsters in the WATMM. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Joyrex were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

modey was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the mods and he said to dad "I want to be the mods daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE ANNOYED BY hipsterS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the general banter of the WATMM he knew there were hipsters. "This is Joyrex" the radio crackered. "You must read the rules, hipsters!" So modey gotted his copy of the rules and made a photoshop.

"HAS ANYONE HEARD THIS BAD PLUS COVER" said the hipsters. "I will report him" said troon and he posted the nonsense. modey plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the masonic boom said "i <3 richard's cock" and troon recommended reading from the bible and the board crashed and they were trapped and not able to kill. "no! they must read the rules!" shouted modey. the radio said "no, modey. you must read the rules" and then modey was a hipster.

[Boxing Day]

Fuck it

 

I lived in Hipsterville , New York , had a hipster Girlfriend ,lived in a hipster apartment , with a hipster flatmate and have some hipster friends

 

I'm not a hipster myself , but hipsters are good. Out of all the "society tribes" hipsters are top 3.

[oscillik]

Fuck it

 

I lived in Hipsterville , New York , had a hipster Girlfriend ,lived in a hipster apartment , with a hipster flatmate and have some hipster friends

 

I'm not a hipster myself , but hipsters are good. Out of all the "society tribes" hipsters are top 3.

i am in agreements here

[Guest Ricky Downtown]

one,

 

lol. i'll admit that i probably look like a hipster (i shop at thrift stores mostly (it's fucking cheap)), but i don't think i am one and don't really care either way. i just posted this joke because i thought someone on watmm might enjoy it...anyone?

[SCONES TO DIE FOR]

I'm too old to be a hipster. Otherwise I meet enough of the criteria.