Guest Babar Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 When I was ten or something my parents sent me to a summer camp but i'm not going to dwell upon this experience as a whole, this is not really interesting. However, what's exactly interesting is that I already used to masturbate. Of course I wasn't emitting any fluid and I think I was still wanking with pillows but damn, i was perfectly able to get off with those little wanks of mine : i hope you get the picture. One day, I'm enjoying the seclusion of my room when one of the counsellors pops in. He stands in a stupor for a short time, looks down at me (actually this is quite an old memory whose bubble has surfaced in my mind just a few minutes ago so I'm not really sure about the stupor bit but i do think it adds a little something to the story) and the the guy finally says: Want some help ? Want some help. Seriously. Couldn't he find something else to say ? I mean, this is kinda disturbing given the situation in which he found me. And that is still dramatically ambiguous many years later although i have no doubt that this man wasn't a paedo. What would you have said, watmm ? Give a it a try, meanwhile i'll try to get an appointment with a shrink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 he was camp counsellor. he meant mental help. sicko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 you were pretty close to have been raped in the ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 those little wanks of mine Next Aphex album title has been chosen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 those little wanks of mine Next Aphex album title has been chosen. with cover art made by watmm members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Man, I hope there are no more related memory bubbles forthcoming from teh Babar. Also, These little wanks of mine,I'm gonna let em shine best ever jesus camp song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 These little wanks of mine,I'm gonna let em shine best ever jesus camp song That's exactly what I was thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 What if it was a female counselor that said that, would you still be traumatized from this event till this day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 What if it was a female counselor that said that, would you still be traumatized from this event till this day? touché Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 i would have said http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQByoe0T68U and that's completely nuts, babar. i think you're going way too easy on the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 i would have said http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQByoe0T68U and that's completely nuts, babar. i think you're going way too easy on the guy. that works for mom. not for consellour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Man, I hope there are no more related memory bubbles forthcoming from teh Babar. Also, These little wanks of mine,I'm gonna let em shine best ever jesus camp song lol. But no lol on Babar reelin' in the years--I hope more come up in order to straighten out any weirdness using an adult mind on kid-based memories. What if it was a female counselor that said that, would you still be traumatized from this event till this day? Despite how we would want to time-machine and fuck the older women crushes we had in our childhood lives, it doesn't work that way. See, we're getting back to that spectrum thing in terms of response. Some victims grow up, acknowledge that it was fucked up and move on to make adaptive and healthy relationships. Others can't get over that private pain/violation and are prone to the maladaptive side e.g. substance abuse, acting out, etc. There's just no telling. But, in general, early sexualization is undesirable because it is too complex for a child--abused kids in the hospital I worked at would touch genitals as a sign of love or affection due to extreme confusion caused by the fucktards supposedly taking care of them. The kids knew waaaay too much, enough to howl out a Soprano's "OOOOOH!" I could go on but it's obvious. No matter what, early sexulization tends to confuse and impact relationships for the rest of life--if a dude diddled you, it's possible you might have confusion about your sexuality in your adolesence, a woman diddling may give you weird "mommy issues" and lead to difficulty forming a functional relationship with a woman because you might always be using her as a backboard to try to take control of what happened... Like what's-her-tits said, it's complicated. But he wasn't actually physically abused or otherwise, by his description it was just as awkward for him as it was for the counselor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Wow wow wow This is really just a translation problem. When you catch a kid doing something bad, e.g. your for years old playing with matchsticks, you can launch a "DO YOU NEED SOME HELP YOUNG MAN ?" in order to make him stop. This is a very common thing to say. So when this guy found me in the situation I described, his brain basically chose the closest default answer he could find, although in this case this pre-built expression got in tune with the context in a very awkward way : i have absolutely no doubt that the guy was like " oh my god what did I say" afterwards. Sorry to have blown a cold wind on this thread, i really thought the anecdote was funny enough to be shared. i agree the guy had no right to interfere, he should have closed the door without saying anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 did you finish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Wow wow wow This is really just a translation problem. When you catch a kid doing something bad, e.g. your for years old playing with matchsticks, you can launch a "DO YOU NEED SOME HELP YOUNG MAN ?" in order to make him stop. This is a very common thing to say. So when this guy found me in the situation I described, his brain basically chose the closest default answer he could find, although in this case this pre-built expression got in tune with the context in a very awkward way : i have absolutely no doubt that the guy was like " oh my god what did I say" afterwards. Sorry to have blown a cold wind on this thread, i really thought the anecdote was funny enough to be shared. i agree the guy had no right to interfere, he should have closed the door without saying anything. hmmm. sounds to me like the dude might have been thinking, "holy fuck did I just say that out loud?" and then he ran for the hills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Yo kid, you like IDM? [dances intelligently] You like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chassis Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Barbar the protocol for these situations is you stare them straight in the eye as you finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Barbar the protocol for these situations is you stare them straight in the eye as you finish. LOL! down the memory lair nsfw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Barbar the protocol for these situations is you stare them straight in the eye as you finish. LOL! down the memory lair nsfw holy lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 tidied up n.s.fw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 the effects... ten years later. nsfw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 fucking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 First page was full of awkward. Second page was full of hilarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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