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keltoi

By keltoi
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kelly O's looking about as hot as she could  

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  1. 1. would you?

    • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye!!! *boner*
      12
    • no chance! *violent sickness and diarrhea*
      26
    • a quick resentment fuck wouldn't hurt.
      42
    • i think of her to kill unwanted bonerz
      28

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keltoi Grand Master

keltoi

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not quite sure what a resentment fuck is, but close enough.

 

it's when you fuck someone while full of resentment for them.

 

:cerious:

 

 

oh.. thought that was called a relationship.

 

haha

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halisray Veteran

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lol, i dare someone to say "its working" in a slightly surprised/excited voice while getting a blow job

 

lol

 

 

 

*jots it down*

 

lol

 

i think it works best if you dont know them and act slighty naive beforehand

 

LOL

 

kelly%20osbourne.jpg

 

LOL!

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A I grow older I realize that the secret to a happy life is the constant lowering of expectation, and nowhere is this more true than in the sexual realm. However, current projections suggest I'd have to be 836.27 years old before I reached the point of even contemplating giving kelly osborne a mere throat fuck and angry dragon. And when I say angry dragon, I don't mean a slap to the head, I mean punching her repeatedly in the eyes until her zygomtaic bones had completely collapsed and she has to spend the rest of her life with her skull encased in metal to stop what was left of her brain seeping to the floor.

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Yup that's the infamously attractive weed from the one day she did her hair up to impress watmm. We all masturbated furiously and ever since I have declared her the most glamorous woman on the planet.

 

Lube I think everyone would rather fuck Sharon than Kelly dude. Anyone disagree with that?

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