Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 link no, I didn't post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 lol. i remember reading that somewhere. was that here? joyrex? but that's actually funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 lol i remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I can proudly say that the one time I had to expel vomit out my mouth and diarrhea out my ass at the same time, I flawlessly managed to get it all into the same toilet, with no mess at all. I subsequently felt like I was going to die, but at least I didn't make a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pabs Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 jesus christ. that made me laugh so hard i was fucking crying. man that felt good, haven't laughed like that in a while! Thanks joyr....err...nene! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gbiscuit Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I like this. A lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 i can't imagine, myself, i don't like making any bodily sounds when using public washrooms but, when you do... you leave the stall, and you stare down everyone washing their hands like, hey! whatchoo gonna do about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I prefer the story of the guy who dates an asian chick then isolate in her bathroom for a little wank before flooding the whole floor with shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I prefer the story of the guy who dates an asian chick then isolate in her bathroom for a little wank before flooding the whole floor with shit. I don't prefer that story at all !! good god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I prefer the one where joyrex is waiting in line and then he's not extremely polite when someone tries to cut in front of him. Oh man. what a story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 everyone with a reddit account should upvote this or whatever it is that you do (I only lurk). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I prefer the one where joyrex is waiting in line and then he's not extremely polite when someone tries to cut in front of him. Oh man. what a story. lol well guys, i think i may have ibs. i've been having stomach pains for a few weeks and now i'm having spasms near my left colon. fuck, never thought this day would come! wish me well boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I prefer the one where joyrex is waiting in line and then he's not extremely polite when someone tries to cut in front of him. Oh man. what a story. lol well guys, i think i may have ibs. i've been having stomach pains for a few weeks and now i'm having spasms near my left colon. fuck, never thought this day would come! wish me well boys! how many asses do you have vamos ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 oh, yes. well obviously i know next to nothing about human anatomy. i looked at a cross section of the inside of the human body, and looked at where the area where my pain was, "left." identified the colon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ansgaria Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 That was quite strangely one of the most entertaining reads I've had for a long, long time. So amazingly presented. Someone turn this event into a movie script. I beg you. Speaking of the act of shitting and vomiting at the same time, I've only tried that once at a very young age. I must have been... 10. Perhaps younger. I was absolutely ecstatic about the day, which was Christmas eve. So ecstatic that I felt physically ill. My stomach started to hurt so I went to the bathroom, and boy, it was bad. Sitting there in all the excitement I got even more physically ill and just started vomiting. I had to call my dad to come help me. I even think I had to come over and unlock the door for him - pants down and everything. Worst part is... I got shit presents for Christmas that year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 It is indeed a well written and entertaining story. Shitting and vomiting is a thing I've done countless times, usually with a bucket or trash can at hand. I am well impressed you've only done this once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Ahh, the esteemed "shitpuke" maneuver. A classic of our times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o00o Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 zzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Nothing to do with me, this is an internet classic. Or, "Jazzaband" as we say here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 If this would be made into a short movie, the The Move/Event would be one of those times bullet-time would be appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Abuse Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 when i saw the topic title i thought this would be the harrowing prolapse story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 i was in tears and such pain with laughter while reading that, so so so funny, absolute nightmare as i could imagine that happening to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 zzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 joyrex wrote the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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