YEK Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 ok so we're going the next day at a more reasonable time. hopefully 3d, fingers crossed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 ok so we're going the next day at a more reasonable time. hopefully 3d, fingers crossed. It's not a 3D movie. Nolan flimed a lot of it in IMAX, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Nolan has officially squashed the Justice League rumors following him around. Do we really need that film anyway? http://m.yahoo.com/w...=US&.lang=en-US i'd like it. but i doubt anyone would be able to make a JL movie without turning it into shit. but to answer your question, no we really don't need a JL movie. DC is doing just fine with their movies and Marvel's Avengers, while a pretty good movie in my opinion, did not last long enough to hurt DC in any way. This new batman movie will smack Avengers right in the face. or more accurately put, Batman will kick the Avengers right in the balls. DC will definitely be taking a page out of the Marvel playbook. Nolan won't do anymore Batman's (Batmen?) and those were the only DC film properties making money. They'd be crazy not to try to follow the same formula. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 ok so we're going the next day at a more reasonable time. hopefully 3d, fingers crossed. It's not a 3D movie. Nolan flimed a lot of it in IMAX, though. oh, oh well then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 This just in: The Dark Knight Rises receives standing ovation...from 40-50 bloggers. http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/jul/09/dark-knight-rises-early-screening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 i've spent the last year preparing. five to six hours a day of edging to gay porn of musclebound men in bondage gear. latex fetish fantasies. i never follow through. i'm saving up. i've booked an imax screening of all three films back to back. i'll be masturbating the whole time. i had a special pair of pants made that allow easy access through the front pocket. this part of the act is called the pledge. during batman begins i'll allow my hands to glide over my cock, imagining i'm caressing christian bale's perfect abs. during the dark knight, the force of my erection will pop through a flap i've had installed in my pants in place of a zipper. this is the turn. take something ordinary and make it into something extraordinary. but you wouldn't clap yet. as the end nears, i won't be able to contain myself. bruce wayne will return after an extended absence in the second act. morgan freeman will provide him with a cool new gadget and some upgraded vehicles. nerds will applaud. the hero is back. this is the hardest part, the third act. the prestige. i'll be pounding so hard on my cock that the noise will attract the attention of nearby audience members. the climactic battle between batman and bane. nerdsweat will activate strange smells, the lingering scent of cool ranch dorito dust will perfume the air. "directed by christopher nolan" will appear on the screen to a stunned silence. i arc a fifty foot geyser of semen onto the screen. the force of the explosion blows my torso apart. even though a number of viewers literally drown in my cum, the audience will thank me. they got to see something special. as i'm bleeding to death in my seat, a small boy will kneel beside me. i'm afraid. please don't leave us, he will say, tears in his eyes. i had to do this, i say. but why? with my last breath, i'll smile, and motion toward the hysterical audience members. i did it...for the look on their faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd syside Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 BAT MAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 'bateman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 This just in: The Dark Knight Rises receives standing ovation...from 40-50 bloggers. http://www.guardian....early-screening a standing ovation from "bloggers." yeah. what a turn off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 i've spent the last year preparing. five to six hours a day of edging to gay porn of musclebound men in bondage gear. latex fetish fantasies. i never follow through. i'm saving up. i've booked an imax screening of all three films back to back. i'll be masturbating the whole time. i had a special pair of pants made that allow easy access through the front pocket. this part of the act is called the pledge. during batman begins i'll allow my hands to glide over my cock, imagining i'm caressing christian bale's perfect abs. during the dark knight, the force of my erection will pop through a flap i've had installed in my pants in place of a zipper. this is the turn. take something ordinary and make it into something extraordinary. but you wouldn't clap yet. as the end nears, i won't be able to contain myself. bruce wayne will return after an extended absence in the second act. morgan freeman will provide him with a cool new gadget and some upgraded vehicles. nerds will applaud. the hero is back. this is the hardest part, the third act. the prestige. i'll be pounding so hard on my cock that the noise will attract the attention of nearby audience members. the climactic battle between batman and bane. nerdsweat will activate strange smells, the lingering scent of cool ranch dorito dust will perfume the air. "directed by christopher nolan" will appear on the screen to a stunned silence. i arc a fifty foot geyser of semen onto the screen. the force of the explosion blows my torso apart. even though a number of viewers literally drown in my cum, the audience will thank me. they got to see something special. as i'm bleeding to death in my seat, a small boy will kneel beside me. i'm afraid. please don't leave us, he will say, tears in his eyes. i had to do this, i say. but why? with my last breath, i'll smile, and motion toward the hysterical audience members. i did it...for the look on their faces. lol, I had to read this aloud. My girlfriend simply replied, 'pretty stupid'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 'So much awesome' … @tommcauliffe on The Dark Knight Rises. when ever someone says something like that - "so much awesome" - I know that thing is probably going to suck, at least for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 regards, nolan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd syside Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 hahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 I don't know how they did it but they tricked a whole generation of people into liking this trilogy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o00o Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 regards, nolan I was waiting for it to this quite a long time: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 i've spent the last year preparing. five to six hours a day of edging to gay porn of musclebound men in bondage gear. latex fetish fantasies. i never follow through. i'm saving up. i've booked an imax screening of all three films back to back. i'll be masturbating the whole time. i had a special pair of pants made that allow easy access through the front pocket. this part of the act is called the pledge. during batman begins i'll allow my hands to glide over my cock, imagining i'm caressing christian bale's perfect abs. during the dark knight, the force of my erection will pop through a flap i've had installed in my pants in place of a zipper. this is the turn. take something ordinary and make it into something extraordinary. but you wouldn't clap yet. as the end nears, i won't be able to contain myself. bruce wayne will return after an extended absence in the second act. morgan freeman will provide him with a cool new gadget and some upgraded vehicles. nerds will applaud. the hero is back. this is the hardest part, the third act. the prestige. i'll be pounding so hard on my cock that the noise will attract the attention of nearby audience members. the climactic battle between batman and bane. nerdsweat will activate strange smells, the lingering scent of cool ranch dorito dust will perfume the air. "directed by christopher nolan" will appear on the screen to a stunned silence. i arc a fifty foot geyser of semen onto the screen. the force of the explosion blows my torso apart. even though a number of viewers literally drown in my cum, the audience will thank me. they got to see something special. as i'm bleeding to death in my seat, a small boy will kneel beside me. i'm afraid. please don't leave us, he will say, tears in his eyes. i had to do this, i say. but why? with my last breath, i'll smile, and motion toward the hysterical audience members. i did it...for the look on their faces. Wait... "edging" is gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 maybe i'm setting the bar too high., but if Batman or bruce wayne doesn't die at the end of this movie i will be disapoint. It would be a pretty ballsy and effective move to be the first superhero movie where the hero dies at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frankie5fingers Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 maybe i'm setting the bar too high., but if Batman or bruce wayne doesn't die at the end of this movie i will be disappointed. It would be a pretty ballsy and effective move to be the first superhero movie where the hero dies at the end. true. though there was an animated movie where superman "dies" Superman: Doomsday. but anyways, that would piss off so many comic book fans. which in turn would be even better. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 maybe i'm setting the bar too high., but if Batman or bruce wayne doesn't die at the end of this movie i will be disapoint. It would be a pretty ballsy and effective move to be the first superhero movie where the hero dies at the end. Why would you want the hero to die. This is why this trilogy (and batman in general) is shit, he is not a hero you cheered for, you don't really care for him, all you care about are the cool looking villains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 i've spent the last year preparing. five to six hours a day of edging to gay porn of musclebound men in bondage gear. latex fetish fantasies. i never follow through. i'm saving up. i've booked an imax screening of all three films back to back. i'll be masturbating the whole time. i had a special pair of pants made that allow easy access through the front pocket. this part of the act is called the pledge. during batman begins i'll allow my hands to glide over my cock, imagining i'm caressing christian bale's perfect abs. during the dark knight, the force of my erection will pop through a flap i've had installed in my pants in place of a zipper. this is the turn. take something ordinary and make it into something extraordinary. but you wouldn't clap yet. as the end nears, i won't be able to contain myself. bruce wayne will return after an extended absence in the second act. morgan freeman will provide him with a cool new gadget and some upgraded vehicles. nerds will applaud. the hero is back. this is the hardest part, the third act. the prestige. i'll be pounding so hard on my cock that the noise will attract the attention of nearby audience members. the climactic battle between batman and bane. nerdsweat will activate strange smells, the lingering scent of cool ranch dorito dust will perfume the air. "directed by christopher nolan" will appear on the screen to a stunned silence. i arc a fifty foot geyser of semen onto the screen. the force of the explosion blows my torso apart. even though a number of viewers literally drown in my cum, the audience will thank me. they got to see something special. as i'm bleeding to death in my seat, a small boy will kneel beside me. i'm afraid. please don't leave us, he will say, tears in his eyes. i had to do this, i say. but why? with my last breath, i'll smile, and motion toward the hysterical audience members. i did it...for the look on their faces. Wait... "edging" is gay? it is the paramount of homosexuality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 edging = orgasm control Semantics aside, edging does sound a lot better than orgasm control. maybe i'm setting the bar too high., but if Batman or bruce wayne doesn't die at the end of this movie i will be disapoint. It would be a pretty ballsy and effective move to be the first superhero movie where the hero dies at the end. A couple of critics who've seen it say he doesn't die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 maybe i'm setting the bar too high., but if Batman or bruce wayne doesn't die at the end of this movie i will be disapoint. It would be a pretty ballsy and effective move to be the first superhero movie where the hero dies at the end. Why would you want the hero to die. This is why this trilogy (and batman in general) is shit, he is not a hero you cheered for, you don't really care for him, all you care about are the cool looking villains. there has already been a lot of strong hints that he will in fact die. which will be awesome. you are shit. i am movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 i've spent the last year preparing. five to six hours a day of edging to gay porn of musclebound men in bondage gear. latex fetish fantasies. i never follow through. i'm saving up. i've booked an imax screening of all three films back to back. i'll be masturbating the whole time. i had a special pair of pants made that allow easy access through the front pocket. this part of the act is called the pledge. during batman begins i'll allow my hands to glide over my cock, imagining i'm caressing christian bale's perfect abs. during the dark knight, the force of my erection will pop through a flap i've had installed in my pants in place of a zipper. this is the turn. take something ordinary and make it into something extraordinary. but you wouldn't clap yet. as the end nears, i won't be able to contain myself. bruce wayne will return after an extended absence in the second act. morgan freeman will provide him with a cool new gadget and some upgraded vehicles. nerds will applaud. the hero is back. this is the hardest part, the third act. the prestige. i'll be pounding so hard on my cock that the noise will attract the attention of nearby audience members. the climactic battle between batman and bane. nerdsweat will activate strange smells, the lingering scent of cool ranch dorito dust will perfume the air. "directed by christopher nolan" will appear on the screen to a stunned silence. i arc a fifty foot geyser of semen onto the screen. the force of the explosion blows my torso apart. even though a number of viewers literally drown in my cum, the audience will thank me. they got to see something special. as i'm bleeding to death in my seat, a small boy will kneel beside me. i'm afraid. please don't leave us, he will say, tears in his eyes. i had to do this, i say. but why? with my last breath, i'll smile, and motion toward the hysterical audience members. i did it...for the look on their faces. you're brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 my statement about edging was a joke, but yeah orgasm control is pretty awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Batman might die, but Bruce will certainly ride off into the sunset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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