Fred McGriff Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 today i started sitting down on the toilet for peeing because i was feeling lightheaded and felt like i was going to pass out. turns out i really liked it. primarily because you dont have to hold your dick. you can just sit there with your elbows propped up on your knees and your face buried in your hands. it's great, you even forget that you're peeing. it's the laziest way to pee. i feel like you have to pump your bladder less too when you're done to get the excess pee out. it seems like it just comes out more easily. many european men pee whilst sitting down dont they? i'm on board. not in a public toilet though, i'll still stand for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 today i started sitting down on the toilet for peeing because i was feeling lightheaded and felt like i was going to pass out. turns out i really liked it. primarily because you dont have to hold your dick. you can just sit there with your elbows propped up on your knees and your face buried in your hands. it's great, you even forget that you're peeing. it's the laziest way to pee. i feel like you have to pump your bladder less too when you're done to get the excess pee out. it seems like it just comes out more easily. many european men pee whilst sitting down dont they? i'm on board. not in a public toilet though, i'll still stand for that. source of the information please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 There's a catch sitting down peeing. Make sure that there's no leftover urine in your urine hole when you get up because because a few drops tends to get stuck in there when you're sitting down, and then when you get up it just flows out and you can't stop it. Yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 21, 2010 Author Share Posted November 21, 2010 today i started sitting down on the toilet for peeing because i was feeling lightheaded and felt like i was going to pass out. turns out i really liked it. primarily because you dont have to hold your dick. you can just sit there with your elbows propped up on your knees and your face buried in your hands. it's great, you even forget that you're peeing. it's the laziest way to pee. i feel like you have to pump your bladder less too when you're done to get the excess pee out. it seems like it just comes out more easily. many european men pee whilst sitting down dont they? i'm on board. not in a public toilet though, i'll still stand for that. source of the information please my only source is my friend has a sticker next to his toilet with an iconographic depiction of a man peeing whilst standing up crossed out and another man peeing whilst sitting down circled. it had something in german written on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 today i started sitting down on the toilet for peeing because i was feeling lightheaded and felt like i was going to pass out. turns out i really liked it. primarily because you dont have to hold your dick. you can just sit there with your elbows propped up on your knees and your face buried in your hands. it's great, you even forget that you're peeing. it's the laziest way to pee. i feel like you have to pump your bladder less too when you're done to get the excess pee out. it seems like it just comes out more easily. many european men pee whilst sitting down dont they? i'm on board. not in a public toilet though, i'll still stand for that. source of the information please my only source is my friend has a sticker next to his toilet with an iconographic depiction of a man peeing whilst standing up crossed out and another man peeing whilst sitting down circled. it had something in german written on it. your german friend won't allow himself peeing while standing then, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 I do this at home... Sometimes I just sit there long after I've pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 My cock touches the inner border of the toilet if I pee that way. I don't want to catch any disease through my penis hole from poo remains or germs in that same toilet. Otherwise, I'll have to agree that peeing while sitting down is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 sitting down whilst evacuating one's bladder or bowels is unnatural, hence the sorry state of our pelvic and back muscles. You're supposed to squat, or just let the shit run down your inner thigh like a real man. Oh, and the whole point of pissing is to play around and mark stuff, not just the inside of the toilet bowl. Lately I've been experimenting to see how far my pee can travel straight upward if I piss with an un-erect penis while standing in the shower. Sadly it doesn't seem to go that high, one or two inches above my bellybutton at most. I was kind of hoping I could pee in my own face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 or just let the shit run down your inner thigh like a real man. ROAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 21, 2010 Author Share Posted November 21, 2010 also it's good in case you want to be stealth and not wake up anyone in the house in the middle of the night, no noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 FACT! Men go pi pi standing up. Your not a man if you have to sit down to pee. Look it up and check your balls, you probably flushed them down the toilet along with your dignity as a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 21, 2010 Author Share Posted November 21, 2010 what if you just make sure no one else is around before sitting down for a pee? can you retain some degree of dignity as a man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 sitting down whilst evacuating one's bladder or bowels is unnatural, hence the sorry state of our pelvic and back muscles. You're supposed to squat, or just let the shit run down your inner thigh like a real man. Oh, and the whole point of pissing is to play around and mark stuff, not just the inside of the toilet bowl. Lately I've been experimenting to see how far my pee can travel straight upward if I piss with an un-erect penis while standing in the shower. Sadly it doesn't seem to go that high, one or two inches above my bellybutton at most. I was kind of hoping I could pee in my own face... i can actually piss about 10 feet high into the air. seriously. lol i used to piss over my mates really tall hedge just for shits 'n giggles. oh happy days. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 what if you just make sure no one else is around before sitting down for a pee? can you retain some degree of dignity as a man? Sure but then telling other men about it (online) kind of negates that lol. I'm jk man. I really don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 weird, I got a friend over at the moment and he just went to the bathroom to take a leak. apparently he got irritated by the fact that one of my cats was in there, looking at him "as I sat down" (he said) - and I wondered, why would you sit down, but didn't say anything. Directly after that, I clicked the View New Content button and voila, there's a tread on it right at the top my only source is my friend has a sticker next to his toilet with an iconographic depiction of a man peeing whilst standing up crossed out and another man peeing whilst sitting down circled. it had something in german written on it. pic please! it's a bullshit assumption though, I doubt men who piss sitting down in Europe differ from men who do it in America. They're just the same turtleneck pullover wearing sociology teachers living in their neo-brutalist designer houses with too big dinner tables. I hate sitting down to piss, it's not in any way lazy or relaxed, you always gotta hold your dick down in order for it not to carve the Mona Lisa into the ceramic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 wow fred ive always considered you to be somewhat a connoisseur of all things watmm but you are just now discovering the benefits of a sit down piss? it takes a lot for a man to admit the comfort and beauty of it. welcome to the dark side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Real men just piss in the bath tube. No need to aim, just unzip flop it out piss and done. Next time you shower just rinse thats shit out. It does sound like more effort to sit down and piss and I hate it when my dick touches the edge of that nasty ass toilet bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 My Dick hangs loosly when I sit to piss. I don't have the hitting the edge of the toilet problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Suddenly I can imagine us all as cavemen, sitting by a fire, having the exact same conversation, it's like mankind never changes. Should I get some sleep? I most likely should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 also it's good in case you want to be stealth and not wake up anyone in the house in the middle of the night, no noise. sometimes I take a knee to piss at night (football huddle-style) so I can avoid soaking my towel without turning a light on. all the benefits of sitting down without the crushing emasculation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 so you are saying a gay football huddle kneel down piss is manly? do you slap yourself on the ass when you are done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acid1 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Fred McGriff = Larry David? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 do you slap yourself on the ass when you are done? yes but only to expel the last few drops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 I just pee in my pants. Now THAT truly is the laziest way of pissing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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