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Come on little tadpole, don't be afraid. Time to evolve. Crawl towards the shallows where the slime turns orange. That's acid residue. This is the L.A. riverbed. The place you've been living for the last 41 days. Your mother left you here because she didn't want you. Crawl up the embankment to the highway. Open your little eyes. Do you know what that is in front of you? That's a police officer, he will hurt you. Do you feel that tingling in your spine? That's your first twinge of paranoia. Hold onto this moment, this is the purest feeling you will ever have. You'll spend the rest of your life trying to feel as alive as you do right now. You will make enough money to buy consumer poison and live in a small room and grind your life into powder. You'll fuck women with missing teeth and running sores. You'll buy drugs from their boyfriends and listen to compact discs of their bands. You're in L.A. now! Your life is already over. Come little tadpole, ya mongaloid rapist, time to go!

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Heather: How y'all doin 2nite?

 

Auron86: whats up?

 

Heather: n/m just feelin a little down

 

Auron86: whats wrong???

 

Heather: bad day :( got a rejection letter an my dog died

 

Auron86: awwwww :(

 

Heather: yeah it sux

 

Auron86: what was your rejection letter from a boyd friend?

 

Heather: lol no silly from a college

 

Auron86: lol

 

Heather: I dont have a boyfriend :(

 

Auron86: lol u want a boyfriend :P

 

Heather: I dont know :P If hes cute

 

Auron86: girls say im cute at work

 

Heather: Where do you work?

 

Auron86: circuit city

 

Heather: oooh you must be smart

 

Auron86: lol i guess my iq is like 165 I think

 

Heather: :O

 

Auron86: lol tell me about you

 

Heather: I'm from Corpus Christi, I was a cheerleader but I was like the nerdy cheerleader

 

Auron86: I bet ur hot

 

Heather: I don't know :( I'm really into videogames and Final Fantasy

 

Auron86: lol cool what do u look like????

 

Heather: I'm a ditzy blonde

 

Auron86: lol

 

Heather: Im in good shape but my boobs are a little too big they get in the way XP

 

Auron86: mmm sounds hot

 

Heather: what about you what do you look like?

 

Auron86: Im 6'1" pretty big guy but im really strong

 

Heather: I like a strong man :P

 

Auron86: ap erfect match!!

 

Heather: You're not black are you?

 

Auron86: nope im white

 

Heather: whew okay good

 

Auron86: lol dont like black people?

 

Heather: Not very much but they aren't as bad as Jews

 

Auron86: lol im totally white dont wory babby

 

Heather: That's reassurin, I can't stand to think I might be giving my secrets to those heeb vipers.

 

Auron86: u gonna tell me a secret??

 

Heather: Hmmm, maybe, I don't know if I trust you yet :P

 

Auron86: bnaby you can trust me

 

Heather: maybe later

 

Auron86: whatever u want baby your wish is my commans

 

Heather: ;)

 

Auron86: so what kind of music u like?

 

Heather: oh a little bit of everything

 

Auron86: lol havy metal?

 

Heather: awww that reminds me of my lil sis :(

 

Auron86: whats wrong???

 

Heather: she's just a little baby and last week she was sleeping in her crib and one of our ferrets got in the crib with her and chewed off her nose.

 

Auron86: OMG

 

Heather: Yeah it was really horrible. I had to get it out from under the refrigerator with a broom, but it was all gnawed up and nasty.

 

Auron86: thats fucking crazy!!!

 

Heather: We have a lot of ferrets and daddy said he was gonna drown them all after that

 

Auron86: that is fucked up

 

Heather: put them in a bag and drown them and you know what I dont care

 

Auron86: so what did they do about her nose?

 

Heather: that's what reminded me. My mom tried to knit a nose with a little strap to go over her head, but it ended up my daddy made one out of tin and it sort of hooks in there to her skull-face

 

Auron86: im so sorry :(

 

Heather: I'm bringing the mood down, let's talk about something else.

 

Auron86: are u a virgin???

 

Heather: that's very forward!

 

Auron86: lol j/k

 

Heather: no it's okay, I am a virgin but I've done oral sex before

 

Auron86: mmm that sounds hot

 

Heather: I practiced a lot on a broom handle

 

Auron86: did u get splinters??

 

Heather: no silly it was plastic it was a swiffer and then I asked my minister about it and he let me try it on him

 

Auron86: OMFG! girl u are crazy

 

Heather: I've calmed down a lot I was only 9 when I did that

 

Auron86: ummmmm how old are u now?

 

Heather: I just turned 18 :D

 

Auron86: so ur legal

 

Heather: totally

 

Auron86: Im 22 but I just wanted to make sure I wasnt in one of those tv shows I am not into kids

 

Heather: Kids have turned me off ever since my accident

 

Auron86: ???

 

Heather: long story, no biggie

 

Auron86: tell me

 

Heather: Oh I just had a few too many hard lemonades at Kylie's party last summer and I hit a kid on his bike and was charged with vehicular manslaughter

 

Heather: I mean wtf was a 11 year old doing riding his bike at like midnight??? come on!

 

Auron86: omg

 

Heather: yeah, it sucked big time, they suspended my license and now I can't drive anywhere on my own. I've hated kids ever since.

 

Auron86: I guess so

 

Heather: so are you trying to seduce me Auron?

 

Auron86: u can call me brian

 

Auron86: and maybe ;P

 

Auron86: was that true about the kid?

 

Heather: Unfortunately it is true brian but I moved past it so forget that ancient history

 

Auron86: its okay we all make mistakes

 

Heather: Yeah, like filing my teeth

 

Auron86: what does that mean?

 

Heather: oh no big whoop y'all, I just filed my teeth down to points for a play I was in

 

Auron86: didn't that hurt?!?!

 

Heather: oh yeah a ton and it looks really scary right now if I smile but im gettin them capped

 

Auron86: do they get cavetes?

 

Heather: yeah, I got a really bad abscess in my jaw and had to go on anitbiotic and painkillers

 

Auron86: u ok now?

 

Heather: all better :D but i am addicted to painkillers now :(

 

Auron86: i done oxy before

 

Heather: yeah, it's a lot like oxy

 

Auron86: maybe we could hook up and do it together baby

 

Heather: I'd love that but fyi its morphine injections not oxy

 

Auron86: with a needle???

 

Heather: of course silly, like Sherlock Holmes

 

Auron86: maybe not then but you could still try out those skills from the broom handle ;D

 

Heather: lol you are so dirty, don't you worry about sin?

 

Auron86: baby im a sinner!!!

 

Auron86: i dont believe in the bible but if you do thats cool

 

Heather: I don't believe in Christianity but I am a dragon

 

Auron86: a dragon?

 

Heather: Oh yeah, y'all. I am a prismatic dragon from Tothor, an elder male named Surlakk.

 

Auron86: I thought you said you were a cheerleader

 

Heather: Definitely I am that too I am a changeling. I am connected to my dragon self by the crystal I wear around my neck and I can take the form of Surlakk when I need it.

 

Auron86: like do you pick when you change forms?

 

Heather: Usually, but if I feel like I'm in danger I sometimes change forms

 

Auron86: that is awesome

 

Heather: The last time I changed was when that bat bit me on my face

 

Auron86: lol what

 

Heather: Bat done got up in our attic and mom made me chase it out with the broom before it turned into an infestation

 

Auron86: did you get it?

 

Heather: yeah, I got it alright, right in the face! scratches and bites all over

 

Auron86: ouch :*(

 

Heather: hurt more when I realized I was coming down with a case of the rabies

 

Auron86: did the doctor give u a shot in ur cute butt?

 

Heather: no the thing with rabies is you got to just ride it out, I'm a couple days away from the worst of it

 

Auron86: uh well good luck

 

Heather: you know who jamie lee curtis is?

 

Auron86: yes

 

Heather: she's got this thing called testicular feminization and she looks just like a beautiful woman but she has testicles inside her

 

Heather: I have that same condition, but you can't tell or anything unless you palpate my perineum

 

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Heather: but she's so beautiful!

 

Heather: didn't you see True Lies?

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