halisray Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 I'm from the UK, yet I live in Canada (context). My grandfather in Norfolk is a freemason, my godfather is actually quite high up in the freemasons as well. I just found out my colleague is in the masons here in Montreal. I am half way through reading The Freemasons by Jasper Ridley. I am contemplating joining the freemasons. Thoughts on the Masons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MildewOnRice Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 boring as hell. just a club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Join then make a blog first listing your expectations then chronicling your disappointments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Join then make a blog first listing your expectations then chronicling your disappointments. lol this definitely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 ET to thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 i never understand what they are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 I petitioned the Freemasons twice and went through the initial hoopla of being sat down and questioned by a group of people about various ideological beliefs, then we all laughed about it and cracked a beer and I met a few of their GFs/families at a barbeque. When it came time to go through the first rite, I had kinda forgotten and didn't have any nice slacks to wear so I said fuck it. About a year later I did the same thing, including the last part. I don't think they're gonna deal with me anymore but it's nice to know they would have let me in. I was told numerous times by folks in the lodge that they're definitely aiming for world domination (the lodge I was gonna join is mostly musicians and young people, was cool but like I said: too lazy for civic duty at this juncture) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 according to wikipedia there are more fremasons then members of watmm xltronic and braindance forum combined (i am guessing here), that should say about how "elite" this club is though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 the only reason to join the freemasons is for all the free masonry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 consequences will never be the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? We do! We do! Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do! We do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 I'ld fail on the first question. There isnt much reason for it these days. Why pretend to be the holder of information, when the rest of us have wikipedia.Saying that, the grand lodge is worth a visit as it has some fairly impressive decoration. I want to join the club on the cover of Frankenchrist, the one with the tiny cars, that looks fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Competition : How many times can you say 'mason' in one post? Prize : Handjob in the masonic lodge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nsixqatsi Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 join Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -Ad- Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 My Great Grandfather was a member of a lodge in Oxfordshire that followed Buffaloism. No idea what that involves though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 I'ld fail on the first question. There isnt much reason for it these days. Why pretend to be the holder of information, when the rest of us have wikipedia.Saying that, the grand lodge is worth a visit as it has some fairly impressive decoration. I want to join the club on the cover of Frankenchrist, the one with the tiny cars, that looks fun. http://www.shrinershq.org/ i think you get the fez for free, but you probably need to buy your own tiny car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Jack the Ripper was a freemason. Just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 let's see, i'm an elk... a mason... a communist... i'm also president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 My Great Grandfather was a member of a lodge in Oxfordshire that followed Buffaloism. No idea what that involves though buffalo wings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halisray Posted December 31, 2010 Author Share Posted December 31, 2010 Well I appreciate the feedback. I was actually sort of drunk last night whilst asking this question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 let's see, i'm an elk... a mason... a communist... i'm also president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason... What's up, Grandpa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MildewOnRice Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 i wonder how high up in the masons you need to be, for them to help you cover up a murder.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 I once did a stencil on Free Mason property. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 I have a friend who's a mason. He's about 25, making friends in high places, like police chiefs, politicians, etc. It seems a bit cultish, though. At least the group he's in. I ask him what he fuck is it exactly that the Freemasons do and I never really get a straight answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Jack the Ripper was a freemason. Just sayin' omg avatar of the century Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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