Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 can you fucking believe it? i cant i was walking home, and once again, they let the dogs loose on me, and as another act of submission and embarrassment, they kidnapped me on the streets, and threatened to imprison me, if i didnt tell them everything they wanted to know. i revealed to them my address (like i had a choice, and as if they didnt know), and they drove me home - even though i was walking home, and was close. they forced me in their car (with the threat of taking me away), drove me home, and of all fucking nights, my keys are missing, and so they did not believe that i actually lived where i do. after an incident on my back porch, which i will not discuss for legal matters, im desperately shoving my hands in my pockets, and im finding everything but keys in my pockets, when i find that the swine is suddenly standing behind me in my own backyard watching me, and started questioning me, and then does something i find absolutely appalling, but cant talk about. after another pathetic attempt to find the missing keys in my pocket, the swine slave led me to my own front yard, to knock loudly at the front door at 3:00 am, so my upstairs tenant person (whom isnt exactly "in love" with me) answers the door, with me and the swine fuck slave, standing on the front porch, looking like absolute dumbasses. she lets me inside, and tells him to fuck off. now im here to deal with my upstairs tenant lady tomorrow. shes probably wanting me out by the end of the month. i mean, she just got woke up at 3 am with the swine force knocking on her front door with me looking like the drunken slave that i am. and so im here at 5 am having to deal with all this shit tomorrow and i cant fucking believe this happened again. it keeps happening to me, over, and over, and over, and over again. ive only posted about half of the shit thats happened to me with the police, since all this legal shit began with the swine wanting me to blow in their breath-o-lizer machine last year. theyve basically raped me and attempted to remove any sensation of manlihood i have left in me, but realizing it all has only had the opposite effect on me, and i feel even less afraid of them then i already was, they are little coward bitch slaves with a scary government approved weapon i would say fuck the police, but that is a childish notion compared to what these bastards deserve. i would scream out loudly, but that would only be a fractional expression of the rage i feel right against these "people". they are hardly even members of our society. we are in such a desperate state of trying to save our freedoms from the globalists, and these pigs come along and spray their retard all over us...but it doesnt matter, because the swine flu are just paid by the globalists to write tickets and be bastards to free people ultimately we win cheers and good luck fellow free humans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 At least you didnt poop your pants again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Are you a juggalo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 i commend the police for making your neighbourhood a safer place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 at least it wasnt like last time where they kidnapped me, let me go, and slammed my head against their car and wrote me a ticket that i ended up paying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Tsk.... Wouldn't have happened it you started that games company/started writing games/learnt max/learnt making a synth/other dozen projects you were going to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 why does my life suck and everyone elses gets to be cool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Hey, I'm stuck at work most of my waking hours and the rest of them I'm too tired to do anything fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 why does my life suck and everyone elses gets to be cool? Coz youre the fat lass in the night club of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psn Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Cause Extra Terrestrials are illegal aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 You need to eat more of this - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huzur Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 learn to run faster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 no matter how hard you try to be harassed by the police, you still won't be black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 im gonna slip a little note under her door for her to find tomorrow morning. do you guys think this would be an appropriate message? "dear ------" i am very sorry, and also embarrassed about last nights episode. i was walking home from the bar last night, when the cops stopped me on the streets, and forced me to let them take me home. i was unable to find my keys, and so they knocked on the front door because they didnt beleive that i actually lived here. again, i am incredibly sorry about the entire thing. i thought a free person could walk home from the bar in todays society, but i guess not. "-----------" is this good or bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 yet one question remains - why did I even read this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 because a fellow member of your species is in a state of peril and you feel inclined to help him guys is my little note to my landlord any good or am i still just drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 also tell her not to drink the water and maybe a bit about contrails and you're good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 *bastards* and btw, its "chemtrails" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Reese's Pieces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 im gonna slip a little note under her door for her to find tomorrow morning. do you guys think this would be an appropriate message? "dear ------" i am very sorry, and also embarrassed about last nights episode. i was walking home from the bar last night, when the cops stopped me on the streets, and forced me to let them take me home. i was unable to find my keys, and so they knocked on the front door because they didnt beleive that i actually lived here. again, i am incredibly sorry about the entire thing. i thought a free person could walk home from the bar in todays society, but i guess not. "-----------" is this good or bad? she doesnt give a fuck what you think, you dont need this sentence in the apology note i don't understand how you manage to fuck up with the cops all the time, their intentions and way of thinking are well known. complying to their not so numerous demands will take much less energy and time and after that you can do whatever illegal activity you like, you don't have to throw righteous tantrums all the time, this only makes things worse with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 chemtrails are contrails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 although i mostly agree with what you said, how is walking home from the bar a heinous activity? i had no choice at that point. i mean, once im drunk, what im i left to do but walk in the direction of my home? am i supposed to call the cab company because the police would prefer it? am i supposed to cuddle up in a cardboard box in the back alley because i am afraid of the police arresting me for consuming a substance that is sold legally? seriously what am i to do? just be sober and not even drink at all? would they not have won completely then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 the illuminati are on to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 and chemtrails are a deadly (and electromagnetically conductive) substance sprayed over areas that spread over the entire skies sometimes, creating an artificial haze / cloudiness over the entire sky. contrails are water vapor crystals evaporating into the atmosphere, and are only visible for up to a minute or two. cmon, youve seen the spraying, stop feeding false info to the children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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