Guest Rambo Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 So i put "why do my armpits smell like gravy?" into google and i got a hit. That's amazing i thought, though not that surprising. So then i put "why do my armpits smell like semen?" into google and i succeeded again. Bang. That's mad. I am onto something here. So then i put "why do my armpits smell like nitrogen?" and i failed. But noticed someone else said their armpit smelt of amonia, so still felt like a hit. So then i put "why do my armpits smell of curry?" into google. Bam! Fantastic. So then i put "why do my armpits smell of metal?" into google and i succeeded yet again. There are people who have armpits that smell like metal. But below, i saw that there was also someone who said their armpit smelt of garlic and another person who was asking why their armpit smelt like Burger King (i'm not lying) another person who said cheese (predictable) and another who said onions. I investigated onions further and many people were wanting to know why their armpit smelt of onions. LOTS of people have armpits that smell of onions. You should check it out if you doubt me. So then i put "armpit smells like new carpet" and i failed. Then i put "armpit smells like straw" and i failed again. But then i put "armpit smells like gas" BOOOM! but it's not what you think. No-one was saying their armpit smelt like gas but google delivered a plethora of armpit complaints and confessions. People said their armpits smell like coffee, Chili, Maple syrup, yeast and mustard. I didnt even go onto page 2 of the search results. It's all right there at your fingertips, guys. Dont take it for granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 "why do my armpits smell like rambo?" no hit, damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 occasionaly, my armpits smell like very good herb. It used to drive my ex mad (in a good way). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 I noticed "why do my armpits smell like cat pee" was listed first in the google drop down. Celery was an interesting 3rd place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 occasionaly, my armpits smell like very good herb. It used to drive my ex mad (in a good way). every time i sweat. every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 oh i also saw weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 During puberty I had bad onion pits. "I smell onions" became a catch phrase around the house. A friend said he enjoyed my body odor because it reminded him of being at a carnival. True story. Apparently I had pretty bad BO after high school as well according to friends, but for some reason it disappeared when I started dating my current girlfriend. I swear my attention to personal hygiene now is no different than it was then. Might be a hormonal change, perhaps pheromone related? Er, unintentional double entendre there... "pheromone" is a nick name i gave her back in the day. So yeah, in that case definitely pheromone related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Thanks for sharing. I have just seen that someone is asking why their armpit smells of chicken soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 google knows all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 yeah but, why do armpits smell like gravy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 i'm just glad i searched it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 and i wash my dick some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ranky Redlof Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 more testosterone gives a worse(stronger) smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 in after thread closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 In after Iain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 It's like peering into a time capsule (buried only 3 days ago). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 so, i guess someone reopened this.. anyway, like i said, you should make a graph of hits per keyword, like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 At first, I read 'peeing into a time capsule,' which is maybe more appropriate anyway. Edit: typed this post w one hand, won't tell u why ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 @chaos you would do that in about four minutes. I would do it in about 4 hours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I am compiling a list of smells that people are talking about now. I think it's the worlds only list but i dont know; there could be other rogue researchers out there studying this. I have found more since we last conversed about it. If you do a search you rarely come back empty handed, it's amazing. I think i have unearthed a phenomenon here. gravy semen curry ammonia/cat piss Burger King cheese onions metal vinegar celery coffee Chilli Maple syrup yeast mustard motor oil gasoline lasagna weed & hash garlic chicken soup ice cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 armpit smelling armpits are the new ice water with ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 found My armpits smell like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 what does a human armpit smell like? That's the million dollar question and the answer is everything found My armpits smell like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches Thank you yek. I will add to the list. *types for longer than it would take to type that info down* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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