Guest kineaesth Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 That was great! Sent from heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bramsworth Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Guys. GUYS! He's just caught up in celestial traffic. I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 how are the bagels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bramsworth Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 It's Been a Hard 6000 Years (Hard Days Night edit, Lord's ver.) It's been a hard 6000 years Thank you for praising your Lord It's been a hard 6000 years You know I was getting kinda bored But when I hear all your praise And prejudice against gays I'd say that's worth a couple of beers ..and that's all I've got. I came up with it in the shower and had to share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Guys. GUYS! He's just caught up in celestial traffic. I Should have taken the I-5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 It's sad that you think the King James version could be treated as any kind of accurate account of anything he took his talents to south beach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 In New York, retired transportation agency worker Robert Fitzpatrick was inspired by Camping's message to spend over $140,000 of his savings on subway posters and outdoor advertisements warning of the May 21 Judgment Day. As he stood in Times Square in New York surrounded by onlookers, Fitzpatrick, 60, carried a Bible and handed out leaflets as he waited for Judgment Day to begin. By his own reading of Bible, which was slightly different than Camping's, Fitzgerald expected the great worldwide event to begin at 6 p.m. Eastern Time. When the hour came and went, he said: "I do not understand why ...," as his speech broke off and he looked at his watch. "I do not understand why nothing has happened." http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/22/us-apocalypse-prediction-idUSTRE74I3KS20110522 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest analogue wings Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 The headquarters of his network was shuttered on Friday and Saturday, with a sign in the door that read "This Office is Closed. Sorry we missed you!" :emotawesomepm9: :emotawesomepm9: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HerculesCzar Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Better luck next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 [youtubehd]yG_pEsbNDn0[/youtubehd] ZOMG it's back! looking for this vid for weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 In New York, retired transportation agency worker Robert Fitzpatrick was inspired by Camping's message to spend over $140,000 of his savings on subway posters and outdoor advertisements warning of the May 21 Judgment Day. As he stood in Times Square in New York surrounded by onlookers, Fitzpatrick, 60, carried a Bible and handed out leaflets as he waited for Judgment Day to begin. By his own reading of Bible, which was slightly different than Camping's, Fitzgerald expected the great worldwide event to begin at 6 p.m. Eastern Time. When the hour came and went, he said: "I do not understand why ...," as his speech broke off and he looked at his watch. "I do not understand why nothing has happened." http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/22/us-apocalypse-prediction-idUSTRE74I3KS20110522 it's sad really. i think it's just people wanting to be part of something amazing, but being too bland and uncreative to come up with anything on their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 i hear they have bagels. heaven is full of chubby middle aged women? my god that means my wife will be there. no thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVPVRcymHnc&feature=feedu this is what christians actually believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 can't say i'd have the generosity to do what jesus did and not expect at least being made lifetime member or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVPVRcymHnc&feature=feedu this is what christians actually believe. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I've just seen footage on tv where that Robert Fitzpatrick guy was interviewed on Times Square, saying "I don't understand why nothing happened" 'n stuff But right behind him, there was some fat bearded guy who stood there with his eyes and his mouth very wide open the whole time The footage was taken from some american news network, don't know wich one So if any Americans here know what I'm talking about and could give me a link to the video, I would appreciate it I want to see that fat bearded guy again, because of the memetastic potentials i found him on this youtube video, at 0:43, but it is not the right angle and it's a bit short http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6hr8RdCxzM i want to see as much footage of this man as possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I've just seen footage on tv where that Robert Fitzpatrick guy was interviewed on Times Square, saying "I don't understand why nothing happened" 'n stuff But right behind him, there was some fat bearded guy who stood there with his eyes and his mouth very wide open the whole time The footage was taken from some american news network, don't know wich one So if any Americans here know what I'm talking about and could give me a link to the video, I would appreciate it I want to see that fat bearded guy again, because of the memetastic potentials i found him on this youtube video, at 0:43, but it is not the right angle and it's a bit short http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6hr8RdCxzM i want to see as much footage of this man as possible LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 LOL @ bearded fat guy. Okay, so here's why they thought the world would come to an end on may 21st. The number 5 means atonement, and the number 10 means flawlessness or perfection or something like that, and the number 17 means heaven. So, if you multiply these three numbers you get 850. Then if you multiply 850 with 850 you get 722.500 and apparantly yesterday was exactly 722.500 days since Jesus got crucified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Maybe it's like the simpson's predicted and instead the rapture is one week from saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 LOL @ bearded fat guy. Okay, so here's why they thought the world would come to an end on may 21st. The number 5 means atonement, and the number 10 means flawlessness or perfection or something like that, and the number 17 means heaven. So, if you multiply these three numbers you get 850. Then if you multiply 850 with 850 you get 722.500 and apparantly yesterday was exactly 722.500 days since Jesus got crucified. :facepalm: :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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