Zephyr_Nova Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 true story; I still have a sore neck from passing out while doing a gigantic shit six months ago. It was HUGE it made me black out on the toilet my girlfriend found me face down with one foot in the cat litter and my boxers around my feet bleeding into the tiles unconscious I told everyone on facebook immediately lol, fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 the income limit for the apartment I'm about to move into. income limit? what the hell? why the hell? who the hell? the hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 edit - my current FWP is that i really need to poop but the cleaner is cleaning the toilet so i will have to go in right after she's finished as if i was walking across a freshly hoovered carpet with muddy boots on... but then i also feel bad when she goes in to clean it after i've pooped cos she has to spend 10 minutes inhaling my bowel fumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 do you really need to be BBQing beyond midnight? Well no but I can't really get the drivers to leave whenever I want. They may want to stay until later on and watch others getting smashed. Otherwise it's a £30+ taxi just to get home or £50+ to get to the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Go to the party and appear at the BBQ via satellite link-up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 i've become fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 edit - my current FWP is that i really need to poop but the cleaner is cleaning the toilet so i will have to go in right after she's finished as if i was walking across a freshly hoovered carpet with muddy boots on... but then i also feel bad when she goes in to clean it after i've pooped cos she has to spend 10 minutes inhaling my bowel fumes. worked out a solution - i just did it while she was in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 i've become fat. Don't worry: fat is the new cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 do you really need to be BBQing beyond midnight? Well no but I can't really get the drivers to leave whenever I want. They may want to stay until later on and watch others getting smashed. Otherwise it's a £30+ taxi just to get home or £50+ to get to the party. i'm sure you said something about trains running until 12-something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprigg Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 the income limit for the apartment I'm about to move into. income limit? what the hell? why the hell? who the hell? the hell? Exactly. The apartments are subsidized by another organization or something, so they have limits on how much can be made per person/ bedroom, and if we make a combined income of like $300 a month more than we make now, they'd force us to get the next step up. Turns out it's only if we make more than that before I get in, once I'm in, it'll be fine... so it shouldn't be a problem. I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 the income limit for the apartment I'm about to move into. income limit? what the hell? why the hell? who the hell? the hell? Exactly. The apartments are subsidized by another organization or something, so they have limits on how much can be made per person/ bedroom, and if we make a combined income of like $300 a month more than we make now, they'd force us to get the next step up. Turns out it's only if we make more than that before I get in, once I'm in, it'll be fine... so it shouldn't be a problem. I hope. wow! i've never heard the likes. surely all they should care about is that you pay your rent on time and don't wreck the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 it must be an affordable housing scheme thing so poor people can live somewhere i doubt it's to force money makers to spend, or to keep poor people in specific areas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 i hate myself and this is completely decadent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 i did okay on my math placement test and only have to take one math class to be done with math FOREVER but that class is totally full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 i hate myself and this is completely decadent. don't beat yourself off about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Moths.. Fucking moths man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milky Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I'm immobile due to my laptop and a bowl of icecream on my lap and need to reach the lamp next to me to turn it on. I managed to reach it and turn it on but plot twist its not plugged in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 i've become fat. Me too. I don't even eat much anymore but I'm probably gaining 5 pounds a month for no reason. i've become fat. Don't worry: fat is the new cool. oh thank fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 baph, do you eat 3 meals a day? any snacks between meals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 i've become fat. welcome to the club. Just don't look at your reflected side profile in shop windows and you should be able to avoid most of the cruel self hatred that leads to more high calorie food being consumed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 netflix refuses to add xena: warrior princess to my instant queue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 I had blue balls tonight. It hurt. A lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 baph, do you eat 3 meals a day? any snacks between meals? No snacks, but usually a breakfast on the order of a coffee (and maybe a granola bar) and then a smallish lunch and a normal sized dinner. It could be that I have to be sedentary for 10 hours straight every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 do you really need to be BBQing beyond midnight? Well no but I can't really get the drivers to leave whenever I want. They may want to stay until later on and watch others getting smashed. Otherwise it's a £30+ taxi just to get home or £50+ to get to the party. i'm sure you said something about trains running until 12-something The station is about half a mile from my house so it's still a £30 taxi to the station. I think I've decided to make my apologies and forget the bbq. However, I got hammered last night and don't feel like drinking at all yet so we shall see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 do you really need to be BBQing beyond midnight? Well no but I can't really get the drivers to leave whenever I want. They may want to stay until later on and watch others getting smashed. Otherwise it's a £30+ taxi just to get home or £50+ to get to the party. i'm sure you said something about trains running until 12-something The station is about half a mile from my house so it's still a £30 taxi to the station. I think I've decided to make my apologies and forget the bbq. However, I got hammered last night and don't feel like drinking at all yet so we shall see... i'm still confused. it takes like 8 minutes to walk half a mile, and how could a half-mile taxi ride cost £30? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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