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I held a baguette in one hand, a bread knife in the other hand. When those two objects met it was like trying to force to magnets together and the knife ended up grinding my finger like a rail.

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you need those fingers squee. for fingering.

 

edit: among other things.

 

broken hearts across the globe.

 

hehe indeed.

 

did anyone squick out at the phrase "attached thumbnail" in congress with that pic?

too funny :emotawesomepm9:

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you need those fingers squee. for fingering.

 

edit: among other things.

 

broken hearts across the globe.

"a real man loves his woman every day of the month"

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I have a single huge inflamed pimple on my face (fucking skin, fuck you, learn to deal with this shit already) and I'm supposed to go meet some family friends in a few hours who I'm pretty sure are trying to set me up with some girl for marriage. going to be uncomfortable as hell.

 

Pop it and make it look like you cut yourself while shaving. Or do you want me to come by with a breadknife?

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santa has arrived with a camera for me, but also a miserable day and a boring house. fruit bowl photos coming right up

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you need those fingers squee. for fingering.

 

edit: among other things.

 

broken hearts across the globe.

 

hehe indeed.

 

What? You have a vagina?

 

vagina isn't the only thing you can finger baby. :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was thinking like, guitar strings... pointing.... flipping book pages.

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