perunamuusi Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Ever wonder how people get their cats to take a shit like a real man? Jazz God Charles Mingus can teach you.... http://mingusmingusmingus.com/Mingus/cat_training.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 It took me about three or four weeks to toilet train my cat, Nightlife Man's a genius. An insane genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Cats are kinda born toilet trained tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 24, 2012 Author Share Posted May 24, 2012 Tell that to Gary C's signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 We can't let the toilet seat open at home because the other one of our cats will otherwise go and play with the water/piss drops hanging in the inside of the toilet. Which makes the toilet training pretty hard.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 you have piss drops hanging inside your toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 24, 2012 Author Share Posted May 24, 2012 pissdrops is a pretty good name for a cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Lol, you get stuff splashed around while you piss or take a shit so the walls are not that hygienic is what I mean. So it's not nice when the cat goes there with his paws playing with anything dripping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 pissdrops is a pretty good name for a cat true. Lol, you get stuff splashed around while you piss or take a shit so the walls are not that hygienic is what I mean. So it's not nice when the cat goes there with his paws playing with anything dripping. ah i see. sorry it's 7:20 am and i just finished my first cup of coffee so I'm not so bright. Not that I'm ever really bright, but dimmer than usual. content: miles davis does record reviews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Lol, you get stuff splashed around while you piss or take a shit so the walls are not that hygienic is what I mean. So it's not nice when the cat goes there with his paws playing with anything dripping. Is it really any worse than the cat licking it's arse all day and then getting all cuddly with you? Walking around your kitchen tops and sleeping on your towels? I'm not saying that you should let your cat play in the toilet, but a fear of dirtiness probably isn't a good enough reason to not toilet-train your cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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keltoi Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 all the jazz greats were into pet sanitation... i heard dizzy gillespie invented the pooper scooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Is it really any worse than the cat licking it's arse all day and then getting all cuddly with you? Walking around your kitchen tops and sleeping on your towels? I'm not saying that you should let your cat play in the toilet, but a fear of dirtiness probably isn't a good enough reason to not toilet-train your cat. Well, I'm not particularly worried about cat feces but human feces tend to carry human bacteria, so in that sense I like the cats to be as free of man made shit as possible. Anyway, the bastards lick their own butts, other cats' butts, drink from pools in backyards, eat all sorts of semi-rotten animals and stuff and we have to give them worm medication from time to time but I still get cuddly with them. Also they are allowed to sit on the dining room table which some might think is not that great idea.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 If my cat didn't pinch one off properly, he starts to panic and sits upright with his hind legs splayed open and slowly points his ass at the ceiling (rolling on his back until the plane of the upturned asshole is parallel to the line of the ceiling), meowing wildly until someone comes and uses a sani wipe to clean his poo hole. CATS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 *cringes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 If my cat didn't pinch one off properly, he starts to panic and sits upright with his hind legs splayed open and slowly points his ass at the ceiling (rolling on his back until the plane of the upturned asshole is parallel to the line of the ceiling), meowing wildly until someone comes and uses a sani wipe to clean his poo hole. CATS. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ricky Downtown Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 "at this point you will realize that you have won" Good Luck. Charles Mingus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 If my cat didn't pinch one off properly, he starts to panic and sits upright with his hind legs splayed open and slowly points his ass at the ceiling (rolling on his back until the plane of the upturned asshole is parallel to the line of the ceiling), meowing wildly until someone comes and uses a sani wipe to clean his poo hole. CATS. Ever have a cat eat some string and then not pass it properly? There's nothing more satisfying than plucking half-digested string from your pet's butthole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wall Bird Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Did anyone happen to read that passage in his autobiography when he talks about all of the different ways he uses his dick when pleasuring women? Beneath the Underdog should be mandatory reading for many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 this thread is Jazz... *cringe* Beneath the Underdog should be mandatory reading for many. echo that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 I would be more worried about this than my cat getting in the toilet. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 I would be more worried about this than my cat getting in the toilet. http://en.wikipedia....i/Toxoplasmosis There's a pretty good chance you already have latent toxoplasmosis, with or without cats don't get AIDS and you might be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 If my cat didn't pinch one off properly, he starts to panic and sits upright with his hind legs splayed open and slowly points his ass at the ceiling (rolling on his back until the plane of the upturned asshole is parallel to the line of the ceiling), meowing wildly until someone comes and uses a sani wipe to clean his poo hole. CATS. fucking LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinski Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 I would be more worried about this than my cat getting in the toilet. http://en.wikipedia....i/Toxoplasmosis There's a pretty good chance you already have latent toxoplasmosis, with or without cats don't get AIDS and you might be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 If my cat didn't pinch one off properly, he starts to panic and sits upright with his hind legs splayed open and slowly points his ass at the ceiling (rolling on his back until the plane of the upturned asshole is parallel to the line of the ceiling), meowing wildly until someone comes and uses a sani wipe to clean his poo hole. CATS. fucking LOL that's fucked. i have an old cat thats all shaking and trembling after dropping a fattie. then she's all spaced out looking at the floor for a couple minuteslol . my other childhood cat Norman was pissing blood recently btw but that's no joke. OLD CATS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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