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Mad Dentist Attempting To Clone John Lennon Using DNA From His Rotten Molar

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A Canadian dentist is hoping to clone John Lennon using DNA from one of the singer's rotten teeth. Michael Zuk, who bought Lennon's molar at a 2011 auction, has begun sequencing the former Beatle's DNA – the first step in a process set out by scientists who propose to clone a woolly mammoth.

 

"Many Beatles fans remember where they were when they heard John Lennon was shot. I hope they also live to hear the day he was given another chance," Zuk said. The tooth has already been couriered to an unnamed US lab where scientists are "considering ways to extract [its] genetic code". "I am nervous and excited at the possibility that we will be able to fully sequence John Lennon's DNA," Zuk said.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/aug/22/john-lennon-tooth-clone-dna

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I read about this today... more stupid people with more money than sense. Even if they managed to do this, the clone would only look like Lennon - does not mean he would have the talents, or make the life decisions that led Lennon to become the man he was. What a tool.

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I read about this today... more stupid people with more money than sense. Even if they managed to do this, the clone would only look like Lennon - does not mean he would have the talents, or make the life decisions that led Lennon to become the man he was. What a tool.

 

He would either die or consciously disappear under that pressure.

 

'Hmmm, this is OK, but you're just ripping off the Beatles, dude.'

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'Hmmm, this is OK, but you're just ripping off the Beatles, dude.'

 

xcept he wouldn't. these days he would just take ritalin instead of LSD and make deep house.

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How much is he charging for people to have sex with it?

What, the molar?

 

No, the John Lennon.

 

Then you should have phrased it as "How much WILL he charge for people to have sex with it?", since the John Lennon isn't here yet.

 

And I think he will not use his John Lennon as a giggolo, though. Not sure why you are asking yourself such questions. Even if he did, you at least have to wait around 20 years or so if you legally want to make use of the sexual services of Giggolo Lennon.

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How much is he charging for people to have sex with it?

What, the molar?

 

No, the John Lennon.

 

Then you should have phrased it as "How much WILL he charge for people to have sex with it?", since the John Lennon isn't here yet.

 

And I think he will not use his John Lennon as a giggolo, though. Not sure why you are asking yourself such questions. Even if he did, you at least have to wait around 20 years or so if you legally want to make use of the sexual services of Giggolo Lennon.

 

 

Obviously I'm asking on a friend's behalf.

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if this isn't an opportunity for feature film, then i don't know what is - following the john lennon clone as he struggles to live up to expectations. his sorrow, his slow change and his eventual fall into darkness and extreme behavior. following the dejected john lennon clone as he stealthily evades the public eye and struggles to find his own identity.

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This is exactly like Jurassic Park but with John Lennon instead of dinosaurs.

 

 I would never My friend would never have sex with a dinasaur, if that's what you're hinting at.

You obviously never saw the porn version of Jurassic Park...

 

 

Jurassic Pork

 

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