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cwmbrancity

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  1. roast pork burps flavour reminders mmmmmmmmmmm
  2. Call the Midwife surely the work of the antichrist whoever does the music should be institutionalized
  3. special-fx laden majoun, but nut-free just as well tomorrow is free
  4. Meek's Cutoff was mint, loved the pacing and the narrow aperture view, played for tension rather than crash bang wallop British Mockney gangsta bs is surely the worst offender of all regarding played out shiiiite Westerns offer infinite potential even if cliches and certain tropes abound, although Westworld certainly didnt help with *insert camp-fire scenes here garbage High Plains Drifter & The Outlaw Josey Wales, post-Spaghetti filems have aged superbly, i must know the entire script for TOJW by now and if someone with the right credentials ever gets their hands on a quality adaptation of Cormac M's "Blood Meridian", either by tv format or otherwise i'll be actually fkn gurning
  5. if yer @ an inter-planetary overdrive dosage level, this but with a better audio than youlube:
  6. apologies if reposts these 2 mixed over each other followed by
  7. Metalocalypse - after a few years away a re-viewing has been the highlight of winter/spring transitions every rock cliche lanced to ever more hilarious routines, all the characters rrrrrrock, the whole Illuminati side-plot, Dr Rockso & the whole cocaine/hair metal/David Lee Roth/Motley Crue send up, plus its prettys hards nots to speaks likes Toki or Swishgar (sp?) after repeateds viewings
  8. theres a difference between the savagely funny hypocrisy & uber ironic rage of Larry David in CYE & the self-centered narcissistic sense of unfulfilled entitlement that pours out of shows like Girls & High Mainenance thats not a sexist comment, more a case of portraying this collective "look we have everything & we still moan about everything" world view & to flip the feminist critique, ALL the males in Girls are fukn gimps, props for emasculating so-called emotionally stunted dicks its shallow, boring & not even funny, but the demographic supports this type of toss so networks keep making it CYE is genius, more ridiculous than Seinfeld (which is also over-rated) but ultimately funnier than anything in eons.....The Weatherman, The Swan & Palestinian Chicken....theres been nowt better since Richard Pryor quality>quantity & theres a record surplus of bs with competing broadcasters, but even papers like the Guardian do wanky episode reviews so assholes can lock themselves into "yeah i'm watching this which keeps me culturally informed" blah vape time, deffo
  9. High Maintenance....if they'd set it another country it might have worked, but that way of talking so endemic in the States really started to boil my piss with every character seeming like a self-involved narcissist (apart from the Asians & the actual dealer) structurally it worked, the premise, the episodes link & build characters, funny in the right places but my god apart from the swingers & chlamydia i wanted to knock most of the cast out same with Girls, someone needs to tell these folks the world doesnt revolve around them and their fuckin neurotic self-centered world views gonna have to hit the vape just from the flashbacks these hacks have caused
  10. do Dethklok warrant a mention for "brutal" & "metal"? surely......
  11. got me Ma into The Sopranos after a back injury its funny seeing her drawn into the black humour & characters after not seeing meself for yonks she loves Paulie Walnuts
  12. has Chris Morris hijacked a fashion/couture roadshow?
  13. for a supermarche these are divine, like creme caramel on steroids
  14. High Plains Drifter (1973) did Clint ever get any more bleak, surreal & well-supported by Malpaso character regulars? every person on screen has a face you remember, the crimson tide and the ambiguous metaphysical twist late saturday night gem/10
  15. if yer v v lucky these bastions of fitness might die from the stress b4 the end of a first term, but luck can be a cunt
  16. a good olde fashioned war usually puts such vitriol thru its paces & purges the populace of any young male surplus, patriots & wise characters brace yerself, Merka, cant imagine Trump using lube when he sodomizes next
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