Lada Laika

I downloaded Omega Ruby for the 3DS and had an edible for breakfast. It felt like I blinked at and was 8 hours later. Would recommend.

Fuck yes

Yeah I can only imbibe if I have no other obligations. Weed? Whatever. One drink? Cancel all my plans. I watch movies where people have drinks during meetings and I’m like cool so I assume you’re napping in 30 mins

Word, thanks for the tip! I'll float it past the roomie.

Our bathroom sink has a mild clog - it still drains, but incredibly slowly - to the point where multiple rounds of drain cleaner haven't worked. We probably need a snake, and we're going to just make the maintenance request, but it feels weird to let a stranger into your living space during a pandemic. Or maybe I'm overreacting.

Every single fart got a lol from me. Maybe because of the context behind this movie and its auteur. Maybe just because farts are funny. But holy shit, I laughed at farts more during The Lighthouse than most comedy movies. What I'm saying is bois, is that i'm sorry, but its a good show

HAAAAAAAAARK

this and the new Elder record are both fantastic, wow

I've pissed in bigger mouths than yours

It’s you again, Sean? I despise you, you despicable rodent. Why did you come to this earth? Couldn’t you just torture the damned in hell where you belong? It’s unbelievable that they made multiple pressings about you where they don’t show you as a malevolent being made out of pure hate and chaos who thrives on the misery of humans. How did you get them so far as to make those godforsaken albums? Did you threaten their families, did you slit their throats in front of them? I just don’t understand why you would brainwash millions of people into thinking that you’re a cute little gonk. Why won’t you just reveal your demonic nature, why won’t you give the people the truth? There is nothing they can do to stop you either way. Stop playing with humanity like they’re a bunch of puppets and you’re the puppet master. You bathe in the blood of the innocent, yet you’re still depicted as cool and friendly DJ. Why would god allow this bastard to exist? What sins have we committed to deserve this? Satan has worshippers, but you’re too evil for anyone to worship. Everyone who knows your true nature know that there is nothing worth worshipping when it comes to you. The entire human vocabulary does not possess enough words to describe your unholiness. The only reason I haven’t put a bullet through my own head yet, is that I can’t imagine how much worse hell will be, though I can’t imagine it’s much worse than living, knowing you’re out there feeding on the tears of all life. You singlehandedly started the entire bubonic plague, just because you were bored and wanted to torture some innocent people. You’re so terrible that some humans have developed a natural aversion for your species. Not because they’re dirty, furry, fast little creatures, but because even evolution recognizes that you’re the biggest threat to our survival. Why do you think the Egyptians worshipped cats? Because they are a predator to Max. They thought the cats would protect them from you, but they didn’t realize how wrong they were. You unleashed the ten plagues onto them, even when they did nothing wrong. You’re a disease, but there is no cure. How can you lack such empathy? If the nine circles of hell are true, you deserve to be on the 20th circle. Though I bet you’d love that, wouldn’t you? I can’t imagine you experiencing any pain. I can only see you flourishing in it and thoroughly enjoying it, because you’re sick. You’re sick and you love it. You should never have come to earth. You should never have been born. All the pain, the suffering, the misery, the misfortune, the agony, the despair, the hardship, the disaster, the sorrow, the torment… It can all be traced back to you. You see every positive thing on this plane of existence and you rip it out of our hands, replacing it with the worst things imaginable. How is it possible for a stupid little DJ to be the most evil and vile thing in existence? Please just let humanity free from your grasp of pain and suffering. God spawned Satan to rule hell, but he created you to make it.

This is the correct opinion

it's on Resident Advisor now too! https://www.residentadvisor.net/events/1407487

lol

The guy getting mulched by the snowplow though!

Oh, that could be cool - wait, it's a prequel. Because those went so well when that hack Brian tried it. Mehhhh

Watching all the Bond movies - haven't seen most since I was a kid / some I haven't seen at all - like On Her Majesty's Secret Service, which wow that movie is actually dope and my favorite of this run so far. Through Octopussy as of last night... 55 year old Roger Moore doing Tarzan yells and dressing up like a clown were either the best things he's ever done or... no, Octopussy is just an amazing, incomprehensible disaster. I loved it.

The Lynch movie is good but totally flubs the ending and misses the point. The extremely low-budget 2000-era SciFi channel miniseries director’s cut is the definitive adaptation. None of these idiots in this new one even look like they know how to wear a hat.

i pee pee poo poo and aphex twin

how dare you forget your pagebreak capybara