Candiru
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Bill Cosby is a big old rapist (on the loose)
Candiru replied to Rubin Farr's topic in General Banter
But you do remember that Cosby admitted it ten years ago and didn't exactly do a good job denying it recently. Kind of hard to compare him with MJ, who probably never experienced reality. -
Bill Cosby is a big old rapist (on the loose)
Candiru replied to Rubin Farr's topic in General Banter
MJ's pops had him fixed anyway breh -
Bill Cosby is a big old rapist (on the loose)
Candiru replied to Rubin Farr's topic in General Banter
How did he have a long distance sexual relationship? Was he writing dirty James Joyce letters? -
Bill Cosby is a big old rapist (on the loose)
Candiru replied to Rubin Farr's topic in General Banter
Corey Feldman sure managed to get molested by a lot of people. I wonder if he made Cosby's rounds. -
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Bill Cosby is a big old rapist (on the loose)
Candiru replied to Rubin Farr's topic in General Banter
Twist: M. Night Shyamalan rapes Bill Cosby -
A dominatrix film starring Tilda Swinton. She wears a gas mask for the first 90 minutes of the film and makes old dudes poop in adult diapers because that's their fetish. After that 90 minute one take scene, she goes to her other job at Starbucks and realizes she forgot to take her spikey nipple pasties off. Scarlett Johannses walks in dressed as a nun with a beer helmet on and asks for a pumpkin spice latte. The screen goes black before she gets the latte and the credits roll...
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Corned beef hash eggs Benedict and some Italian roast coffee.
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Panorama photo gone wrong are you sure? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rGxBhScm68 Man, when I build my own home it won't be complete without a Trent Reznor dog.
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A biopic of Rob Ford starring a hologram of John Candy in the titular role. Directed by Brett Ratner.
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Missy "Misdemeanor" Eliott
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Just started Narcos and it is so groovy
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Oh man this sounds like a nightmare. I had a similar experience when we got our rental car towed while her parents were visiting us in Dublin; spent the better part of the day just trying to find the fucking thing, nevermind the fines & whatnot waiting when we actually recovered it. Dis shit sounds way worse though on the reals Anyone call you a kiwi yet? You staying for the bklyn & boston shows? Weez gonna sparkdala for that latter that's for sure doqq Make yourselves known at the Boston show I will also be in attendance.
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Stingo RAR Parsnip Top Hill Bicks Mob Barley Brian and UOENO it David Burn Victim Quenchin' Tarantino Bwad Wenfwo Eliza Douchecanoe
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I take samples that cost more than millionaires houses and live in an apartment. But you do realize how big a company needs to be to pull this shit off and it isn't easy.
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I work for a biotech company making drugs derived from mammalian cells and I'll just say it is often a one billion (sometimes two billion) dollar gamble and 10-15 years of work from a very large organization to develop a therapy for, say, Alzheimer's and everyone does get paid. That said, this guy isn't doing jack shit. Let an angry mob fuck his shit up.
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Kilt-Boners Bagpipe Bong
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Dogshittriggerd.tumblr.com
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Now you know why your cum sock purrs so loudly and your socks don't chase laser pointers.
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He was dating Amber Tamblyn for a while.
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Some doctors have proposed that a case of the Tuesdays is a precursor to the Mondays so be sure to have check ups regularly.
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I get to take a free tour of the Downeast Cider Company and get buzzed while getting paid for work and then I get to see Autechre later that day!
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Middle fingers in the air, I'm valuable to society I'm rotating bitches and my boss can't fire me My car so expensive I'm afraid where to park it I just sold a diamond covered Rollie at the flea market
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Whylessness, if your father were alive to see what you've done to this thread, he'd cry harder than he did on 9/11.
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To Pimp An 808
