Candiru
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Some people have actually drowned in Porta potties. When I was in Amsterdam I walked around the red light district looking at the hoes and I concluded that it’s the sexual equivalent of waiting in line for a Porta pottie on the fourth day of a music festival.
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He’s like “thanks, wife. Thanks for the hand hold. It means a lot.”
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A peaceful block of time to shit at work is good for the soul.
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Hooker Piss will be a new Jones Soda flavor soon.
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Boards of Cambridge Analytica
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Cambridge Analingus Hardon Colluder
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Bush Barber
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10,000 Days > Tomorrow's Harvest
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If I had the honor of knocking all of his teeth out with his stupid Reese’s mug, I would not let the country down.
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FOX was on a tv in the break room at work and it cut to Trump making the Syria announcement. He’s a zombie right now. Now it’s Mattis trying to make it seem legit.
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Anyone still think the 5th season of The Wire was far fetched? In retrospect it’s even more fucking brilliant!
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Trump doesn't know how to email, so Cohen probably relied on recording him.
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When I buy cantaloupes, I shake them and listen for liquid noises to see if they are ripe. This sound is in 128kabips and if I use apple earbuds this is throughly satisfying to my well seasoned ears. No need to buy any of that fancypants high falutin' Skull Candy malarky.
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Can't Maynard do a wine tasting or something?
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I wonder if Michael Cohen handled the kompromat stuff and the FBI found all his communications about it or something.
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When I saw the headlines about the raids of Cohen’s stuff, I let out an evil laugh that felt genuinely earned.
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The Wrong Trousers
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Out of the Furnace
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Car DB Asshat Rocky Krule Keith D Jilla
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Black Panther
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I saw Deströyer 666 and Watain last week and it was like a bar room brawl that was fun to be around.
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I had some Tröegs Nugget Nectar in tap and it was a citrusy, piney bouquet of dankness. There are so many beers out there that I forgot about this one, which would usually disappear from stores as soon as it appeared.
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Djentle Giant Drum n' Bass Fishing Cambridge Syphilitica
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Nadomma Bjërk
