Candiru
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DJ M. Night Shyamalan DJ Elvis Pretzel DJ Rats Of NIMH
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New England is Real America™.
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I don’t think I’m into this light roast third wave coffee trend. Gimme a medium dark roast. Also the best beans I ever bought were from Polcari’s in the North End of Boston and they just store their beans in giant jars and there’s no roast date or anything. $11 a pound, too. Take that, coffee snobs.
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lol no it was "dego"
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unnnnggghgghhhghghghgh
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When I was in Hawaii, I met a few Australians who were openly racist, but they didn’t realize that they were using a racial slur for Italian Americans to describe another group. I was mostly puzzled by their cluelessness about this because they were otherwise easy to get along with.
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Slicker than a shit dildo in the hot tub. Smoother than a peanut butter enhanced BJ. A P&BJ.
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Otto Von Sriracha
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DJ Nippletwizta DJ Unabomber DJ 9/11
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Slicker than grits and gravy on a smooth walrus ass
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Should we give him credit for telling them he'd stop the US military drills with South Korea without telling the Pentagon or South Korea without getting anything concrete in return?
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Post titles of porn versions of regular films
Candiru replied to MadameChaos's topic in General Banter
Pacifier Rim Penis Labiarynth -
I'm more of a Rifts/Returnal/Replica guy myself. His more recent stuff can be a little too "lol random" to really connect with imotbqh. I wanna hear his take on grindcore/powerviolence though
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Slicker than placenta n’ eggs
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Nah, he can't ignore it. It means he'll fight it instead of settling, which will open him up to discovery/all the dirty laundry being aired. Criminal referrals to the IRS aren't a good thing to get for your birthday either. I like it!
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BoC does John Zorn free jazz noise rock stuff/double album with boom bap on disc 2
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Post titles of porn versions of regular films
Candiru replied to MadameChaos's topic in General Banter
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I like Untrue. I also like Napalm Death but think their first two albums are pretty shit. And they’re the ones that get all the praise. The worst examples of grindcore ever.
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Cut to montage of Trump and Kim Jung Un frolicking through a field, holding hands, vacation picures, watching people being fed to tigers and laughing, etc.
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Only occasional baptisms for 6 months. You'll probably smell like an 1800's hobo, but you'll get to heaven. Experiment with head binding, light some sage in a crowded movie theater, and forage for roadkill.
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I’m ready for a large scale protest pretty much just based on how much of a douche he was to our allies. Let’s make the women’s march look like a backyard bbq tbqh
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She could bear your children.
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A full body shot of wanks at national monuments, posted on your tumblr, while holding down a demanding lobbyist position for a fortune 500 company.
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