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    Fühtwerk Brae D. Bunsche
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    Narco Rubio Chuck Schtupper Fancy Pelosi Muy Rowdy
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    Bellissimo
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    hemingway syndrom The bell tolls for thee
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    Sport a buttplug in church, eat roadkill and make a 911 call in Klingon.
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    Yeah get stuck in with some heinously cruel shit like marlin fishing and bullfighting. So cultured and iconoclastic, man. Give yourself a few seductive spritzes of Bambi piss and go hunting. Mount the head of the 10 point buck above your fireplace and enjoy an Islay scotch next to a roaring hearth on a dreary winter’s eve.
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    This is so hecking good. Spookiness.
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    Drink gin, go on safaris and catch giant Marlins in the gulf stream. All we need is a clean, well lighted place to drink before facing the harrowing darkness of the night. Go to a bullfight and admire the dance with death. You can also drink lots of whiskey and soda. Be a cultured iconoclast with an adventurous spirit.
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    The idea of the biggest political scandal in US history being “hype” or a distraction. What the actual fuck, Stormy Daniels is a distraction, Mueller’s investigation is the real historic shit and the one thing you should be paying attention to.
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    I made a 10 minute dub n’ drill n’ vaporbass track in max entirely out of boner waves and Warp still won’t sign me. Kinda bullshit tbh
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    https://twitter.com/creature_dan/status/964129654486511621
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    I got Reign In Blood, South of Heaven, and Seasons In The Abyss for my car as a permanent feature of the car itself.
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    I thought it was just a meme. Watching Rick and Morty doesn’t give you a STEM degree or nothin’
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    See look people, facts. Why is that so hard? Y’all need to get deprogrammed and shit.
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    If a band like Ghost is considered metal, I don't know how Deafheaven isn't. Kind of like how a lot of people think that grime isn't just a subgenre of hiphop, for some reason. Fuckin' genres, man.
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    Vaporizers are so unfulfilling to me. It just makes me want to smoke a joint, spliff, or take epic bong rips. I like the gummy bears more than vapes.
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    If you put in enough elbow grease, any red blooded American can penetrate space with their very own phallic rocket and experience this level of gratification. *lights cigarette on ISS*
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    People hating hawaiian pizza and liking anime. Clearly a sign that young men are struggling with gender pronouns. *cries* fuckin marxists
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    The earth is a polypepticle dodeccahedron^9*ßÿœ
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    The voice of Marge Simpson as Kyle McClocklin’ w/ a whig.
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    Every time I try to anime, I nope the fuck out. I think I’m allergic.
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    I think it has to do with listening to so much music that you’ve heard a lot of things like the new band you’re hearing. Even the bands you got obsessed with years ago weren’t necessarily unique, they just sounded fresh to your less experienced ears and got tattooed on your brain more easily.
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    The whole Snowden thing and the lead up to this administration has made a lot of people unfairly demonize our intelligence agencies(this was intentional), but I actually respect them more than ever. Now that I actually have to think about them.
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