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Candiru

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  1. Is there really? What's the mythology behind Music Has The Right or Campfire Headphase besides them just going and making a bunch of tunes I dunno about that album, but in the interviews for Tomorrow’s Harvest they mention scouring the earth for one synth that you can hear for about one second during Cold Earth. A lot of BoC fans see things like this as a testament to their artistry, but I see them mentioning this as compensation for a lack of fresh ideas whether they intended it that way or not. Maybe they took the criticism of The Campfire Headphase to heart. But it’s not like people objected to more exploratory song structures or new layers of detail, they just didn’t like guitars or summery vibes. That’s why I didn’t believe TH was their actual new album when I heard it. It threw away a lot of interesting progress for seemingly no reason.
  2. The news has been so fucking lit lately. Dutch agencies provide crucial intel about Russia's interference in US-elections https://www.volkskrant.nl/tech/dutch-agencies-provide-crucial-intel-about-russia-s-interference-in-us-elections~a4561913/amp
  3. I'll see Watain with Deströyer 666 at the end of March.
  4. Mos Def - Black On Both Sides. Nas - The Lost Tapes Uplifting hiphop gems. Nasum - Inhale/Exhale Midnight - Sweet Death and Ecstasy Spliff after work.
  5. True story: I preordered the CD, but a few days before I could officially download it, it appeared on a blog site so I downloaded it. I was actually convinced I was listening to a fan-made fake, like what people did whenever Autechre released an album. I thought "nice try guys, but there's no way BoC would do this after 8 fucking years." And then I read everyone gushing about it and it felt like Trump winning.
  6. I rode a UFO through a Taco Bell drive-thru on Christmas Eve with Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix. Long story short, I'm a Jehovah's Witness now. I've given away most of my possessions and have learned 6 new languages including Swahili, Mandarin, and Hebrew. I can't stop solving challenging equations and I've impregnated a woman on each continent, excluding Antarctica, of course. Ain't nobody got that kind of game. I've been offered contract jobs with every agency in the United States intelligence community and have gotten several offers from our allies as well. My counterintelligence expertise is unmatched and I will begin teaching post-grad courses in a think tank this fall. I also teach a zero-gravity nude yoga class in my painstakingly curated atrium above on of my properties in Dubai. I just invented a car that runs on weed and patented it. ^ that Taco Bell? 3 years ago, I was working there. Get abducted by aliens, bitches.
  7. What deeply confuses me is that there are still “rational” republicans in the year 2018. What’s the point of imagining a political party that doesn’t even exist?
  8. Twinkleberry Finn The Count Of Wonky Disco Aminal Pharrm
  9. I think I've posted this before but I think this track is stupendous and I want to proclaim it from the mountaintops yo
  10. What if a black guy snuck into her bukkake? Would she turn down that cum? Sounds like a scientific experiment
  11. Tupac's Hologram / Buzz Lightyear, 2020 Kevin Spacey as Frank Underwood / Bryan Singer's Gimp, 2020
  12. This doesn’t count as a series but I watched Dave Chapelle’s two newest stand up specials on Netflix and loved the shit out of them. Funny and insightful.
  13. Snowflake Killah - Fear of a Black Penis vol 2
  14. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tide-pod-challenge-ingesting-detergent-risks/
  15. After all is said and done, I’ll be disappointed if dispensaries don’t name a strain of weed “Attorney General Jeff Sessions”.
  16. I mean if you need the next pres to be a black lady, Kamala Harris is where it's at. Former prosecutor, then Attorney General of California, now a senator. She knows wtf she's doing and she's a black lady. She also reamed Jeff Sessions during one of his testimonies. Just do it.
  17. I think it was a half-assed trial balloon that’s been deflated already.
  18. Miller is definitely implicated in the obstruction of justice thing at least. That interview might be all about ass kissing in hopes of a pardon or something stupid like that. It doesn't have to seem reasonable for them to think these things.
  19. Mustardon Bling Crimson Drying Fetus Teas of the Scone Age
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