Fred McGriff Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 first thing i did, was i mashed the controller on the hardwood floor really hard, because man, i was pissed. then, when i realized that i had ruined the controller because it busted open a little bit (it already had duct tape on it from a previous episode), i fucking threw that controller hard as I could into the wall, and it shattered and busted pretty good. what a fucking idiot. so i got really mad at myself for being such a goddam idiot, then you know what I did? i threw the contoller out the window lol! not sure what to do about this... tomorrow when it's light out i'll probably duct tape the window up then tell my roommate to tell the landlord that the window got broke somehow. or should i just tell them I threw the damn controller out the window. the glass is on the outside so obviously it was an "inside job." fuck me. lol. first though i have to find a 24 hour wal mart so i can get a new contoller and get back to halo 3. p.s. i'm completely sober so i dont want to hear anything about drinking problems. p.p.s the reason I'm sharing is because i hate myself and i want everyone to know what a douchebag I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten fingers ten toes Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Let me fill you in a little bit here: 32. Qxd5+ ... Kh8 33. Qxd6 ... Qxd6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 TFTT I love you babe but I really dont give a crap about chess right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 pikz or get out your thread, alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten fingers ten toes Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 It's a much more enriching game than Halo 3 though don't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest terrafi Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 i know the feeling. i punched a hole in the wall because i was being a baby while playing counterstrike. then i stood there thinking "...you fuckin asshole, now you gotta fix that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theocide Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 yeah i did something like that except it was my penis crashing through a vagina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 pikz or get out your thread, alright. yeah alright i'll give the people what they want later on when I get the camera from my lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Fred McGriff your throat may be dry but until your heart is saturated with the love of the lord, you will continue to find yourself at the butt of every surly joke life throws CAN I GET AN AMEN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Did you pee and perform a clean break on your controller, also? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 god. last fucking post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 CAN I GET A FUNKY DRUMMER? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 i really should pee on the controller last post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten fingers ten toes Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Pee in its butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Dude we;ve all been through it. here is my Broken Joypad Bibliography BASEBALL - NES (MATTEL) - THROWN DOWN AFTER A GRAND-SLAM AGAINST MY COUSIN, CRACKED CASE NHLPA HOCKEY 93 - MEGADRIVE - PLAY OFF FINALS - PITTSBERG VS NEW YORK - DEFEATED - BROKEN C BUTTON PIT-FIGHTER - MEGADRIVE - BROKEN TURBO SEGA CONTROLLER ROAD AVENGER - MEGA-CD - MIDDLE OF THE GAME = CRASHED = START FROM THE BEGINNING. TEARS AND SMASHED PAD JORDAN VS BIRD - MEGADRIVE - BEATEN BY A 3-POINTER LAST SECOND BY MY BROTHER, POPPED OUT STARTBUTTON (soon fixed) IKARI WARRIORS - NES - KILLED IN A 2 PLAYER MATCH VS THE COMPUTER WITH MY BROTHER. SLAMMED ON THE COACH THEN STOOD ON, NO LASTING DAMAGE APART FROM A INDENTED B BUTTON (fixed instantly) dont let it get the best of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 i'll give you props to doing what I always wanted to do. Except I also wanted to pick up the entire console and chuck it through the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten fingers ten toes Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 A friend of mine was playing a game on his old Amiga and got pissed off at it and slammed his fist on it. I don't know what or how it happened, perhaps he also knocked a drink onto it in the rush of fury, but the whole thing started smoking and then lit on fire. We threw it out the window and watched it torch itself into nothingness on his back step. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Anger management classes, Fred? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 fuck Halo 3. kick back with some relaxing Rez, or just switch to COD4. everyone else has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 this would be the next step Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catacombus Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 I plug the playstation controller in my pc to play Trackmania United and it's the closest I've come to throwing my controller since NBA JAM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Anyone who gets visibly upset for more than 10-15 seconds over a videogame needs to grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abracadabra Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Call of Duty 4, homie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten fingers ten toes Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 I used to get so pissed at MK2 when I was kid. Omfg Kintaro cheats like a motherfucker I Swear to god you can't knock Mileena out of that move that way it's not possible ahh fuck you SNES FUCK YOU SNES ALAWKJBAWEJRSAE KJNE RWEKJR". Then I turned 15 though so you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 my dad used to throw the nes controller. i find it kind of disturbing behavior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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