keltoi Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 the general opinion is that watmm is full of friendless, socially inept, skinny virgin dweebs and retardedly nervous, agoraphobic wrecks... (and a couple of token angry lesbians lol) well i'd like to stand up and say proudly that i'm none of the above and never have been (apart from virgin for a short while). i've got friends, a longterm girl, socialise regularly. i hold down a decent job (just), and wash my balls and arsehole often. i look people in the eye and stand straight. i'm confident without being obnoxious... perfectly capable of standing up for what's right. i go outside and enjoy interests other than internet and porno (in fact i don't even like porn). i'm fit and healthy in mind and body in spite of myslef i've got no lasting damage(maybe wait and see). i've got no major beefs with the world even though i've had my share of shitty cards. i'm not bragging or anything and i can appreciate and enjoy everyone's differences (i have lots of gay dork friends) i'm no angel and of course i've got my weaknesses but in general i'm 'perfectly OK'... i'm just trying to find out if i'm alone here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Id consider myself to be fine, if a little internetish for the real world if you know what i mean. sometimes people in real life think im a bit odd. never taken anything apart from pot and a few mushrooms, can make friends easily, not as good with women as with my mates but still, not an inept virgin, and hopefully im gonna do something with my life. we will see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 one of the angry lesbians is an admin i hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 are you a lesbican if you like chicks-wi-dicks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 i do not fit into this category Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 i do not fit into this category you mean the 'OK' cat? you seem to know what you're all about, confident, grounded. (on here at least) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Probably not. I keep myself relatively clean and don't really take hard drugs any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 kaen has mentioned on here that hes on a smattering of prescription drugs though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 i do not fit into this category you mean the 'OK' cat? you seem to know what you're all about, confident, grounded. (on here at least) internet im bonkers m8, i flip between neurosis and psychosis frequently in real life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AOOproductions Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I'm normal. My Application for the normal club will be sent in momentarily. During review if I don't appear to be normal then you can call me a internet geek and spit on my case full of IDMZer CD's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 mortgage, kid, child support for other kids, various cash generating enterprises, long term bird, sex life, mates, avid reader, high iq. well travelled, and quite happy in various locations and cultures. speak a couple of languages other than my own enough to get by. confident and occasionally, quite deliberately obnoxious. some damage from stupidly, unbelievably large amounts of amphetamines and ecstasy, but very little considering the dedication and quantities invovlved. tendency to addictive behaviour, currently alcohol and weed. adhd. lazy cunt. grumpy very often, though i think that's got a lot to do with being 36. pretty much ok i reckon, all in all, at the end of the day, when all's said and done, when it comes down to it, if you really want to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 in fact i don't even like porn that sounds like a pretty serious condition. Might want to see a shrink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I'm fucked up, really fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Let's see now. I'm not an any kind of medication. I don't do drugs nor do I drink alcohol. Yes, I do have friends. I have no problem socializing. I'm not a nervous kind of guy. I'm one year away from having my bachelor in Digital Design and then I'll continue on studying Audiodesign for another 2 years. But, I do not have a girlfriend though but it doesn't really bother me, so... I think I'm okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 i'm so fucked i lost weight at Christmas (from not exercising) my only positive attributes: not fat not balding not short not a virgin well-endowed i do it for the adaption not a drug user Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 i'm probably screwed when it comes to future careers and whatnot. but for the time being i've got a big circle of friends and a pretty decent social life. no missus currently, but things are looking up on that front. Glorious Soviet comrade rates his productive proletarian life at 8/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 yeah, i'm perfectly alright - live with my lovely girlfriend, good group of mates, steady job with a west end firm and no personality disorders that i know of. i smoke a bit of weed and drink too much generally but other than that i'm completely fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 mortgage, kid, child support for other kids, various cash generating enterprises, long term bird, sex life, mates, avid reader, high iq. well travelled, and quite happy in various locations and cultures. speak a couple of languages other than my own enough to get by. confident and occasionally, quite deliberately obnoxious. some damage from stupidly, unbelievably large amounts of amphetamines and ecstasy, but very little considering the dedication and quantities invovlved. tendency to addictive behaviour, currently alcohol and weed. adhd. lazy cunt. grumpy very often, though i think that's got a lot to do with being 36. pretty much ok i reckon, all in all, at the end of the day, when all's said and done, when it comes down to it, if you really want to know. same on almost all counts apart from the kids... i'm relatively unscathed considering. but aye grumpy is just something that comes as the lustre of youth wears off. i enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 i was well grumpy yesterday. then i got some weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessier Ashpool Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 In a city of the future It is difficult to find a space I'm too busy to see you You're too busy to wait I'm ok How are you? Thanks for asking Thanks for askin' I'm ok How are you? I hope you're o k too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I have friends, socially inept to those I'm unfamiliar with (most of the time, unless it's in an environment I feel relaxed in), and am a skinny nervous dweeb i've got friends, but no girl i don't have a job, but wash regularly i look people in the eye and stand straight. i'm sometimes confident without being obnoxious... capable of standing up for what's right. i go outside and enjoy internet and porno i'm fit and healthy body i've got no major beefs with the world even though i've had my share of shitty cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Im whatever I want to be at any given time.Continuity of personality would be really fucking dull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 what does that even mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Means I can behave in a manner that amuses me most depending on situation. Might be flakey, might be agro, might be empathetic, might be jovial. Its fun to role play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I have to wear a hat and sunglasses if i go outside of my door, if i go outside of my apartment complex I have to carry an open umbrella no matter what. I haven't talked on the telephone in over 3 years without using a vocoder. If someone knocks on my door I get nervous and have to poop. Speaking of pooping, every poop requires at least 13 wipes. I sleep sitting up on a couch. I have to think of victorian furniture (i.e. a drawing room table's curvy, ornate legs) in order to get off. i make my wife wear gloves if we are to embrace. hmmm... what else... i always wear two pairs of socks and two pairs of boxers. other than that, normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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