autopilot Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I use a pine cone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 he tends to like it when you call him weed and pull him by his jowels across the hall to his "shitty thread" room and rub his face in just a little bit of poop while threatening him with exile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 It's funny that this thread should come up today. I was walking through Bermondsey earlier, hometown of the 'Primark Princess' Jade Goody, when I saw a labradoodle sitting on the pavement, obviously fresh from the doggy salon. It's owner, an African American lady, had had the dog shorn, except for a bowl cut of ringlets, leaving the mutt looking not unlike a canine version of Kelis. The first thought that popped into my head was wow, I'd love to smear nutella all over Beneboi's anus and have Kelidoggy lap enthusiastically at his shitter. Which reminds me, does anybody like Kate Bush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 By Jove! He loves those Punic War stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 stupid queer forum /last post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I start spreading his butthole open by pushing tiny rocks into his ass, slowly increasing the size of the stones. then when i have a nice 4-5 inch diameter butthole, i take a bucket of water and pour it in there. I call this the Reverse River rock technique. He is the only one to ever survive it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 it's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I start spreading his butthole open by pushing tiny rocks into his ass, slowly increasing the size of the stones. then when i have a nice 4-5 inch diameter butthole, i take a bucket of water and pour it in there. I call this the Reverse River rock technique. He is the only one to ever survive it. At first I thought this was some new variant of time management Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 so basically beneboi has actually had more watmm cock than weed by the astounding looks of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 so basically beneboi has actually had more watmm cock than weed by the astounding looks of it. <weed> » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « lol </weed> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 so basically beneboi has actually had more watmm cock than weed by the astounding looks of it. no, it's basically just some hetero butt tickling, no cocks please no homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 1 beneboi 1 jar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I like to play with his Tache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 He also enjoys ancient Greek literature, but be forwarned that he regards Herodotus as trite. well that's dashed my chances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 i start with a golden boy until the sweat starts to sting, choke him until he's about to faint, and then close with a flying gentleman. let it rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Like this » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « nsfw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Like this » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « nsfw there's something you don't see everyday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 with a feather made out of leather rhyme rhyme rhyme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Ya, know, I came here to post this: nsfw » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Took me like 5 minutes to go find it and pop it onto the server. In that time, Yegg steals my thunder with something far more profane and shocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Ya, know, I came here to post this: nsfw » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Took me like 5 minutes to go find it and pop it onto the server. In that time, Yegg steals my thunder with something far more profane and shocking. i've seen that girl before. name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Slappy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 thats a great cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 That is quite a good cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 it's more than quite good maybe even better than Peter North's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Peter North has a cock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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