Guest tbio2007 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 From the poster who brought you such classics as 'Best Rap line ever' thread. Avril Lavigne: 'He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious?' Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 googled the lyrics i hate the most, "I don't want to see a ghost/It's the sight that I fear most/I'd rather have a piece of toast/Watch the evening news", and apparently those lyrics were voted the worst lyrics on some bbc thing http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6626239.stm also, "and I purposely won't turn the heating on" - kate nash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 just read all of this, it's the most awful shit ever: Thursday night, everything's fine, Except you've got that look in your eyes, when I'm telling a story And you find it boring your thinking of something to say. You'll go along with and then drop it And you Humiliate me, in front of our friends. Then I'll use that voice what you find annoyin' And say something like "intelligent input darlin' why don't you just go and have another beer then?" Then you call me a bitch and everyone we're with will be embarrassed, and I won't give a shit. My fingertips are holding onto the cracks in our foundations, and I know that I should let go, but I can't. And everytime we fight I know its not right, everytime that your upset and I smile I know I should forget, but I can't. You said I must eat so many lemons, 'cause I am so bitter. I said "I'd rather be with your friends mate, cause they are much fitter" Yes it was childish and you got aggressive and I must admit that I was a bit scared, but it gives me thrills to wind you up. My fingertips are holding onto the Cracks in our foundations, and I know that I should let go, but I can't. And everytime we fight, I know its not right, every time that your upset and I smile, I know I should forget, but I can't. Your face is pasty, 'Cause you've gone and got so wasted, what a surprise, don't want to look at your face, 'cause its making me sick. You've gone and got sick on my trainers, I only got these Yesterday. Oh my gosh, I cannot be bothered with this. Well I'll leave you there till the mornin', and I purposely won't turn the heating on and dear God, I hope I'm not stuck with this one. My fingertips are holding onto the Cracks in our foundations, and I know that I should let go, but I can't. And everytime we fight, I know its not right, every time that your upset and I smile, I know I should forget, but I can't. And every time we fight I know it's not right, every time that you're upset and I smile. I know I should forget, but I can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 i didn't know worst lyrics owned an ever thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 coolio... but i don't know the name of the track! IF YOU GOT BEEF THEN EAT A PORK CHOP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 coolio... but i don't know the name of the track! IF YOU GOT BEEF THEN EAT A PORK CHOP! I believe it was this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 that song by Rammstein I can't remember the name but it was all in english and he said somthing like "it can be ours, for a few hours" with a aabb rhyme scheme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 that song by Rammstein I can't remember the name but it was all in english and he said somthing like "it can be ours, for a few hours" with a aabb rhyme scheme it was a cover of Depeche mode's "stripped" /rammstein fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Billy Bragg - This Guitar Says Sorry Sandra met Raymond at the Race Relations Much to the dismay of her family and friends The love that we have is so important The time that it takes to make a baby Can be the time it takes to make a cup of tea The love that we have is so important He still goes dancing and she still cuts hair They put the baby into Council care The love that we have is so important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 that song by Rammstein I can't remember the name but it was all in english and he said somthing like "it can be ours, for a few hours" with a aabb rhyme scheme it was a cover of Depeche mode's "stripped" /rammstein fan that's right still shit lyrics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 that song by Rammstein I can't remember the name but it was all in english and he said somthing like "it can be ours, for a few hours" with a aabb rhyme scheme it was a cover of Depeche mode's "stripped" /rammstein fan that's right still shit lyrics lol you're going to hell, faggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Bunsen Honeydew Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 "We about to dominate the globe like Oprah did it We getting paper like John Travolta nigga " from the roots 'rising up' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Puffy - I Been Around the World Playa please I'm the macaroni with the cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Then I'm cocking on your bitch ass you catch me at yo local party yes I crank it everyday haters get mad cuz "I Got Me Some Bathin Ape" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy Then Super Man Dat Hoe Now Watch Me Do (Crank Dat Soulja Boy) Now Watch Me yua! (Crank Dat Soulja Boy) Now Watch Me yua! (Crank Dat Soulja Boy) Now Watch Me yua! (Crank Dat Soulja Boy) [Verse 1:] Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock Super Man Dat Hoe Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock Jocking On Them Haterz Man When I Do Dat Soulja Boy I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat thing (Now Yua!) I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass And If We Get The Fightin Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch You Catch Me At Yo Local Party Yes I Crank It Everyday Haterz Get Mad Cuz "I got me some bapes today" [Chorus x2] [Verse 2:] I'm Bouncin On My Toe Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe I'ma Pass It To Arab Then He Gon crank it up 4 sholl (sholl) Haterz Wanna Be Me Soulja Boy, I'm The Man They Be Lookin At My Neck Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man) Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It) Dance (Dance) Let Get To It (Let Get To It) Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me Man That Shit Was Ugly [Chorus x4] [Hook:] Im 2 clean off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that roosavelt And super soak that Hoe [x10] Im to fresh up in this bitch Watch me shuffle Watch me jig Watch me crank my shoulder work Super man that bitch [x6] [Chorus x2] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 *posts NIN discography* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 i didn't know worst lyrics owned an ever thread. genuine lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 i'm serious as cancer when i say rhythm is a dancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 bearing in mind i had to turn it off 30 seconds in, it might turn into keats halfway through for all i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 i think t-pain almost deserves his own awards thread for his one-liners "i'ma put you in a mansion/all the way out in wiscansin" (it actually says wiscansin in the video.) "i fuuucked a merrrmaiiid!" "i'ma take a shot of nuvo/shawty then you know/it's going down/we can go kick it like judo (judo)" oh yeah . . young joc (in a t-pain song of course)- "let me take you where i leeve/ferrari switch gears/when i whisper in your ear your legs hit the chandeleerr." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 From the poster who brought you such classics as 'Best Rap line ever' thread. Avril Lavigne: 'He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious?' Oh dear. lyric's Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 "Lucky that my breasts Are small and humble So you don't confuse Them with mountains" -Shakira Whatever happened to her? Her butt was hotz0rs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrx Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 all of Kool keith's commissioner 1 & 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Holy shit, I just remembered how much I hate Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much" lyrics and the song itself. "That Don't Impress Me Much" I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart But you've got being right down to an art You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall You're a regular original, a know-it-all Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else Okay, so you're a rocket scientist That don't impress me much So you got the brain but have you got the touch Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket And a comb up his sleeve-just in case And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it 'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else Okay, so you're Brad Pitt That don't impress me much So you got the looks but have you got the touch Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in I can't believe you kiss your car good night C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right! Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else Okay, so you've got a car That don't impress me much So you got the moves but have you got the touch Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much You think you're cool but have you got the touch Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night That don't impress me much Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something... Oo-Oh-Oh That don't impress me much! Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-No Alright! Alright! You're Tarzan! Captain Kirk maybe. John Wayne. Whatever! That don't impress me much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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