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Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Did anyone ever have that one friend who's house you'd go round, and no matter what, your friends shits were always massive and you would be really uncomfortable using their toilet? Because their shit would always be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bad Influence Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 firstly i am amazed by shear the size of that turd. then i think ew put that down you sick bastard. i notice how it seems to have put up a struggle on exit, grabbed onto the seat and clawed it's way down the bowl. lastly i see the tide line of wet/dry showing that less than half of it had been submerged. absolutely fuckin A1 brilliant pic! fucking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 so do gays/porn stars have bigger shits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Science says yes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 jesus h. lol @ picking the turd up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 looks perfect for an alaskan pipeline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 That's not your poo, Alzado! Looks like a giant mouse turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 why the fuck would you pick up your turd no matter how big it is??? atleast use a plastic bag or something gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 dude you could take that thing in the carpool lane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 I'm calling fake, its way too big and for some reason it looks really fake looking, not like real poo like I doubt a shit that big would hold together unless you have a regular intake of cement or something. Also the picking it up thing, and the smears on the toilet look kinda fake, unless you're a complete retard you aren't going to sit on the rim with half of it covering your ass hole and just shit down the side like that. That being said, Alzado if thats a real turd I sincerely apologize but rather I commend you for being able to produce the most seemingly fake turd ever. That could be a very interesting skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 If feces are NSFW where you work then call your boss a faggot to his face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 it looks like he picked up that turd, used it as pencil and drawed some shit stains at the back of the seat and then took a picture of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 I'm calling fake, its way too big Oh, please. My brother used to drop horrendous bombs that took two hands to lift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 I'm calling fake, its way too big Oh, please. My brother used to drop horrendous bombs that took two hands to lift. and then your brother filled a condom with them, froze it, and then used it to..you know...? ::slow, hopeful fap:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted June 4, 2009 Author Share Posted June 4, 2009 anybody have a really stretchy foreskin? that pooh is aching to be docked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 I'm calling fake, its way too big and for some reason it looks really fake looking, not like real poo like I doubt a shit that big would hold together unless you have a regular intake of cement or something. Also the picking it up thing, and the smears on the toilet look kinda fake, unless you're a complete retard you aren't going to sit on the rim with half of it covering your ass hole and just shit down the side like that. That being said, Alzado if thats a real turd I sincerely apologize but rather I commend you for being able to produce the most seemingly fake turd ever. That could be a very interesting skill. Actually, my daughter had bouts of chronic constipation when she was younger, and her shits were just like that (looks like it was packed together, real dry but with a wet sheen coating the surface, and a pinched tip. I say it's real, and as for the seat stain, that's caused by people leaning forward against their knees when they shit, causing their asshole to angle up and the turds scrape the seat. I'm calling fake, its way too big Oh, please. My brother used to drop horrendous bombs that took two hands to lift. and then your brother filled a condom with them, froze it, and then used it to..you know...? ::slow, hopeful fap:: Nah, they froze them and made poo daggers out of them, y'know, for survival in the arctic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Now that shit stain is where he lifted it out of the bowl lengthways and it was too long to fit through the hole of the seat and scraped a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 FUcKInG INCreDIBle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Pilcat Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 *faptown edit: ive seen this pic before, it is not alzado's. ...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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