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Who is the most exquisitely sexy character in Labyrinth?

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Guest Coalbucket PI

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Who is the most exquisitely sexy character in Labyrinth?

 

Ultimately this is between two powerhouses, David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly.

 

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Bowie, arguably just beyond his peak, no longer the youthful duke but still smouldering and cocksure as Jareth the goblin king, out-acting muppets time and time again, juggling with crystal orbs in an overtly erotic manner, recklessly hurling babies into the air, transmogrifying into a glorious white owl, and occasionally displaying a package that causes me throw my head back and cheer uproariously.

 

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Connelly, on the other hand, just before her peak and at 16 arguably a questionable age for lusting after, her innocent and determined green eyes seeking through a nightmarish Sesame Street landscape for some stupid kid or whatever, her putative breasts well secured but ominously present, inquisitive jailbait eyebrows furrowed in confusion as she becomes aware of her own blossoming sexual arsenal.

 

I'm sure there is no dispute that Labyrinth is about the concomitant lust between older men and younger girls. I think as a group of broadly asexual internet enthusiasts who fill the age gap somewhere between the two we are in a unique position to decide.

 

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Other options include

9sa0e9.jpg Ludo, childlike hairy brute with phallic horns rendered tame by young girl, represents men

34e95y8.jpg Hoggle, backstabbing, untrustworthy and short, represents women

121d8c8.jpg Baby, forced to weep by film studio executives for the duration of filming

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Strangely, Jennifer Connelly has gotten hotter as she has gotten older.

 

Even stranger? Bowie has ALSO gotten hotter as he's gotten older.

 

Maybe it's a Labyrinth thing - wonder what the baby looks like now? Probably totally smokin' hot

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i am a fan of jennifer connelly, but even I would have to go with Bowie for this one. Did you see his package? I did.

I saw it also

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YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME

 

ps Sir Didymus is a fag, he can't even smell the bog of eternal stench

 

 

 

 

The Bog Of Eternal Stench.

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I think if I watched it in 1986 I would have instantly said Bowie was undoubtedly the erotic master, but now with the knowledge of what I know happens to Connelly's dusky lip-biting carnality in the next decade, viewing her warming up is almost more enjoyable than actually seeing her capital knockers.

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Oh God Jennifer Connelly gave me such a fucking boner even as a kid, so God damn hot. I'd be surprised if anyone could get away with making a film like this today and consider it suitable for viewing. Like has already been said this is an extremely sexual film between a 16 year old girl and an older man. I doubt very much this would be given the go ahead in todays media climate.

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jennifer connelly gives me such me a raging sweatpants boner

 

nsfwish

 

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juss sayin

 

Exactly, and thats 5 whole years after this. Labyrinth is the genesis. Even she was only guessing at how she might develop. Only Bowie knew.

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