essines Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 what i meant by foreplay was caring about women. who cares? vagina only matters if you want it to. also, i'm pretty sure ludd is very extremely gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 You haven't heard the half of it with LUDD mate LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 george we're gonna need pics to make this decision You don't need and aren't getting pics lol. Shes just very fucking hot mate. Hlaf cast girl with long dark shiney hair and a body to fucking die for. Gorgeous face and a pierced bottom lip. Tits like a 10 year olds arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 i would fuck good hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 You mean like masturbate your cock with her hair wrapped round it or she does it for you? Or you just bang away at the back of her head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 i'm actually growing my own hair out so that i can fuck it with no intervention from my gf. but most of the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Lol, I see, and it suits you, win win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 do it, then post about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 i fucked a homeless wench with a ten year olds tits and she refused to pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Or you just bang away at the back of her head? Fucking LOL picturing essines lumberjacking a hole into the back of some poor slag's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Casual sex is great. Be careful not to catch something, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I'll share a tip on how to find out if she has stds without the cost and awkwardness of asking her to get tested: after you rub her pussy, rub your eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Conor74 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Hold on a minute. A woman who is "stupendously fucking gorgeous" and with whom you have already masturbated online (don't know what the term for this activity is, that's close enough) wants you to call round for no holds barred sex, and you think posters here have the experience and the wherewithal to advise you because it happens to them so often? I'm not sure you grasp how rare this occurs outside the world of porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 i'm actually growing my own hair out so that i can fuck it with no intervention from my gf. but most of the time There once was young man from Canada, With hair so long he could well this isn't gonna work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 yeah, fucksake george. havent you even left to go to hers yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 In the wise words of Orbital it's better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't done. Get stuck in man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 PUT YOUR PENIS IN HER VAGINA. BE CAREFUL NOT TO FORM BABBY. probably the best piece of advice i have ever read since joyrex.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 "But you don't allow women....not as member?!" The kazakhstani gentleman who uttered these words likes casual sex, he might even add: "Is a niiiiiiiice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I'll test drive her for you George. Dip my balls in her mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 In the wise words of Orbital it's better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't done. Get stuck in man! It's just totally not true. OH LAWD HOW I REGRET NOT RAPING THOSE 5 GIRLS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE YESTERDAY, THE AGONY!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 noone asked for pics yet. what the fucks wrong with watmm these days? PICS george! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Conor74 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 In the wise words of Orbital it's better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't done. If the Hartnolls thunk it up, it might be wise. But afaik it was the Butthole Surfers. And in a thread about casual sex, I think any band called the Butthole Surfers must be considered biased... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 George is the kind of guy I'd like to go out on a man date with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I'll share a tip on how to find out if she has stds without the cost and awkwardness of asking her to get tested: after you rub her pussy, rub your eyes. George is the kind of guy I'd like to go out on a man date with. LOL I'm going round this weekend, 4 in the morning going round to a girls house who lives a good distance away and me having no sat nav was not going happen especially as we had had phone sex and she'd already cum three times, and was then getting ready for work. Been speaking with her all day, this sex is gonna be fucking great you guys can even come round and give me a hand if you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Make sure to tell her we say, "Hi!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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