Guest mafted Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 oh, so this is the puberty thread? personal discoveries? you boys have fun. act your age. hypocrites beyond belief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 i dress myself as a 3 year old child and watch myself intently in the mirror as i jerk off, it's quite spectacular oh, so this is the puberty thread? personal discoveries? you boys have fun. how long have you been here ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 i put on a hazmat suit and hump this piece of uranium i found in my backyard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 i wear a layer of mud to confuse his heat vision, thread my arms through some tree roots, and try to come as cool as possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 has anyone tried the wank biscuit game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 i have a special solitaire version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Mafted has something to hide, maybe he cant wank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 It depends on the time of the day, drop the trousers mid-day, get naked at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Mafted has something to hide, maybe he cant wank? You're right. I was fucking your mother the whole time. She's a bag. She helped me with my wanking, though, so it works out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Mafted has something to hide, maybe he cant wank? You're right. I was fucking your mother the whole time. She's a bag. She helped me with my wanking, though, so it works out. Cool bro. I'm happy that you can now let your stress out by beating one out rather than being a dick on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Probably one of the more strange masturbatory experiences had less to do with attire and more with accessories. It's also somewhat symbolic of the transition from boy to man. I had this wicked werewolf Halloween mask complete with brown fur as a kid. I pulled it out of retirement around the time my ween0x got it 5 or 6 times a day (age 12). I would smuggle it to the bathroom and sort of...jack off, rub, etc. with the fur portion as I tried to fantasize it as a woman's pubic hair. I wish I had aerial footage of that today because the werewolf face would be facing out and it would look I was furiously skull fucking a werewolf. lol followed by horrible realisation that this image is forever singed in my mind also 5 or 6 times a day, you are a champeen amongst champeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Mafted has something to hide, maybe he cant wank? You're right. I was fucking your mother the whole time. She's a bag. She helped me with my wanking, though, so it works out. Cool bro. I'm happy that you can now let your stress out by beating one out rather than being a dick on the internet. If it takes being a dick to speak your mind then I'm all for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Mafted has something to hide, maybe he cant wank? You're right. I was fucking your mother the whole time. She's a bag. She helped me with my wanking, though, so it works out. Cool bro. I'm happy that you can now let your stress out by beating one out rather than being a dick on the internet. If it takes being a dick to speak your mind then I'm all for it. You should take the cock outta your ear before posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 why don't you fly over here so i can fuck you up, fuck up? i'll bitch about whatever i want when i want you piece of shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 please leave the forum and never come back mafted. that was most embarrasingly pathetic thing ive read for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 yeah mafted is the worst watmmer ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 oh it's on in a wank attire thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 in a wank attire thread Shiiii man, this is where the gangstas live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 why don't you fly over here so i can fuck you up, fuck up? i'll bitch about whatever i want when i want you piece of shite. Will you pay for my flight? Free trip to the US wahey, maybe even a working Visa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Wankers .lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Probably one of the more strange masturbatory experiences had less to do with attire and more with accessories. It's also somewhat symbolic of the transition from boy to man. I had this wicked werewolf Halloween mask complete with brown fur as a kid. I pulled it out of retirement around the time my ween0x got it 5 or 6 times a day (age 12). I would smuggle it to the bathroom and sort of...jack off, rub, etc. with the fur portion as I tried to fantasize it as a woman's pubic hair. I wish I had aerial footage of that today because the werewolf face would be facing out and it would look I was furiously skull fucking a werewolf. holy mother of lol, can you tell us anything about the fetishes you developed as an adult? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Space suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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