J3FF3R00 Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Yo. So today, I got a rock for my lovely lady. I probably got scammed on the ring. I have no idea about that shit and was too lazy to do the research. I would say the whole experience was about 45% sketchy. I actually got it at one of these places (starting at about 5:05)... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bzz-PNO_hg I've always been curious about the whole diamond district thing so I figured I'd just take the plunge there. Plus, I got what seems to be an amazing deal. Anyway.. How many of you whores have bought a rock/proposed? I have no plan and am open to ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Give it to her in a ballooon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 I buy rocks all the time, but then I use the rock to gather up the nerve to propose and have to get a new rock which I again use to gather up the nerve to propose. It's a never ending cycle :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest we_kill_soapscum Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 anything above 4th st. in manhattan feels like a scam to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 26, 2010 Author Share Posted January 26, 2010 Yeah. It occurred to me as I was paying for it "I should have asked WATMM how to buy a ring" but it was just about too late. I'm sure it's all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Make sure her Powerglove is right-handed, if not, you should strongly consider buying one to help her with the adjustment. This shows that you've put some careful thought into the decision to marry. As for the actual proposal: Roll up a Ben Franklin (or two!), slide the ring over it and have it ready. When you walk in the door after work, turn her around, pull her panties up, and hand her the engagement bill and ring. Whisper "Holla back" and walk right passed her. After that the balls in her court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blicero Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 she sounds like a lucky girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 26, 2010 Author Share Posted January 26, 2010 You know it! LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Congratulations duder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 I want a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Yo. So today, I got a rock for my lovely lady. I probably got scammed on the ring. I have no idea about that shit and was too lazy to do the research. I would say the whole experience was about 45% sketchy. I actually got it at one of these places (starting at about 5:05)... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bzz-PNO_hg I've always been curious about the whole diamond district thing so I figured I'd just take the plunge there. Plus, I got what seems to be an amazing deal. Anyway.. How many of you whores have bought a rock/proposed? I have no plan and am open to ideas. Best movie ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 26, 2010 Author Share Posted January 26, 2010 Best movie ever. Yes Zaz. It is the best movie ever. Back on track... Got any ideas for how I can propose to my special lady? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 put the ring in your arse and ask her to finger you. voila! the ring is on her finger and she's over the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 "baby I got a treat so deep in my ass that only your talented tongue can dig it out" or put it in your foreskin, hold the foreskin tight and fill it up with piss like a balloon and then let it explode over her. What a lucky lady, a golden shower and a proposal all in one! A romantic candlelit dinner, with a proper wine, Chopin's Nocturnes on the stereo and then down on one knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 put the ring in your arse and ask her to finger you. voila! the ring is on her finger and she's over the moon. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Best movie ever. Yes Zaz. It is the best movie ever. Back on track... Got any ideas for how I can propose to my special lady? Personally I wouldn't. You see I'm quite the ladies man if you catch my drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 take it back and buy her a crack rock instead. Or take the diamond off the ring, put IT in a crack pipe, then give it to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 i joked for years i was gonna propose to her with a ring pop, so when the time came i did the one knee thing and handed her a ring pop, but with the real ring on it. [/cheese] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 awwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 do it in front of a lot of strangers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Make sure her Powerglove is right-handed, if not, you should strongly consider buying one to help her with the adjustment. This shows that you've put some careful thought into the decision to marry. As for the actual proposal: Roll up a Ben Franklin (or two!), slide the ring over it and have it ready. When you walk in the door after work, turn her around, pull her panties up, and hand her the engagement bill and ring. Whisper "Holla back" and walk right passed her. After that the balls in her court. Adjective is my favorite watmmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 put it in her cereal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 no dont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 she sounds like a lucky girl... do you mean lucky "bitch"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 say catch and throw it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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