chenGOD Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 had sex in a department store change room, in a club bathroom, in a back alley in a hotel bathroom with the other people staying in the room in the bedroom and in Japan once, I fucked this white girl who was so fucking loud I'm pretty sure most of the other people in the ryokan heard us. I was a little embarrassed about that one actually. hahaha so true. from my experience, you would think youd be proud that people heard you going at it all heavy....but no....its incredibly embarrassing... Well it's more that I was doing a white girl in japan, but the other thing too a little bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 that reminds me say im dry humping, as in im faux-anally drilling some girl in the middle of some girl's kitchen )we both have our pants on), but then i get an actual boner and we start ramming harder....does that count as an exhibitionist act? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lube Saibot Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Is "some girl" watching? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 had sex in a department store change room, in a club bathroom, in a back alley in a hotel bathroom with the other people staying in the room in the bedroom and in Japan once, I fucked this white girl who was so fucking loud I'm pretty sure most of the other people in the ryokan heard us. I was a little embarrassed about that one actually. hahaha so true. from my experience, you would think youd be proud that people heard you going at it all heavy....but no....its incredibly embarrassing... i'm still banned from spending the night at a friend of mine's :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 dry humping is underrated imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 dry humping is underrated imo qft its like sweatpants boner buttin into a sweatpantsy butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 dry humping is underrated imo Says who? Everybody loves a dry hump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 we know you're an advocate yegg, that's a given Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Had sex in a public park a few times. That ended when a bicycler rode by (we were next to a bike trail) and scared the shit out of both of us. Didn't help that it was like 3 o'clock in the morning. Had sex in a womens bathroom in a nightclub. I don't think I'll ever do that again. She left the bathroom to make sure the coast was clear for me to leave after we were done but got distracted by friends. So I basically was stuck in the stall the furthest distance from the door and had to make a guess as to when the coast was clear and I could make a run for it. And if you didn't know women take forever in the bathroom and frequently go in groups. I was sure I was gonna get arrested that night. For a while I dated a chick, who, when she was horny, occasionally would reach into my pocket and try to jerk me off. Didn't matter where we were but frequently it was in public. She'd kinda announce that she was grabbing my keys from my pocket just in case anyone noticed and wondered what she was doing. Surprisingly, I don't think anyone ever noticed or at least they didn't say anything if they did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 I finger banged a girl at the Symphony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 I see no point in being a sexual exhibitionist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Ugh God. Fucking a girl in the toilets of a club. Hearing girls outside shout "hurry up and cum so I can have a piss". Exit cubicle, realising there's a window opening above that reflects down into the cubicle, so you could see exactly what was going on inside. Noticing a number of girls giggling who were clearly watching. Being too drunk to be embarrassed and just saying "ah fuck it, I don't give a shit" loudly as I departed. In the morning of course, I definately DID give a shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Peed off the bridge at Multnomah Falls in Oregon, watching the freeway go by below and got a fantastic boner once. Would have finished off, but the sign said "no visitors during dark hours" or something like that, so I already wasn't supposed to be there, and I didn't know exactly how visible I was, plus it would have weirded out my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 once while incredibly drunk at a pub i was sort of enticed into the male toilets with a girl of extremely large proportions. nothing loth, i went into the cubicle with her, promptly whipped off my trousers and boxers, sat on the toilet with a large erection and invited her over. what followed was honestly some of the best, but also most hilarious sex i have ever had. i just didn't care and totally went for it. i was manhandling this girl (as best i could) all over the confined space of the cubicle. at one point, she came and sat on me attempting to ride me whilst i was perched on the toilet. she was so heavy that we both immediately fell off the toilet and she caught her head with a glancing blow on the door. i thought nothing of it and continued ploughing on with vigour, now sort of balancing on top of her. all this action was obviously creating a lot of noise and about half way through i noticed that there were bangs on the door and occasional shouts of encouragement from other people in the toilets. these grew more and more as i continued, and by the time i had climaxed (with my finger in the poor girl's ass), there was a sizeable crowd waiting for me outside. it was a sealed cubicle so nobody had been able to see my antics or with whom with antics were being performed. all they heard was alarming sex noises. the best part of the whole experience was seeing their faces when i finally flung open the door and sauntered out with this behemoth looming ominously behind me. total silence. it was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 once while incredibly drunk at a pub i was sort of enticed into the male toilets with a girl of extremely large proportions. nothing loth, i went into the cubicle with her, promptly whipped off my trousers and boxers, sat on the toilet with a large erection and invited her over. what followed was honestly some of the best, but also most hilarious sex i have ever had. i just didn't care and totally went for it. i was manhandling this girl (as best i could) all over the confined space of the cubicle. at one point, she came and sat on me attempting to ride me whilst i was perched on the toilet. she was so heavy that we both immediately fell off the toilet and she caught her head with a glancing blow on the door. i thought nothing of it and continued ploughing on with vigour, now sort of balancing on top of her. all this action was obviously creating a lot of noise and about half way through i noticed that there were bangs on the door and occasional shouts of encouragement from other people in the toilets. these grew more and more as i continued, and by the time i had climaxed (with my finger in the poor girl's ass), there was a sizeable crowd waiting for me outside. it was a sealed cubicle so nobody had been able to see my antics or with whom with antics were being performed. all they heard was alarming sex noises. the best part of the whole experience was seeing their faces when i finally flung open the door and sauntered out with this behemoth looming ominously behind me. total silence. it was awesome. OMG LOL well done to both of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 threesome; I was at a wedding. I was kissing a girl in her car outside the hotel. Another girl in the hotel liked me and knew I was hooking up with another girl. She runs out screaming my name , opens the door of the car, she sees the other girl and they start making out immediately. The rest is history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 almost fucked my ex-girlfriend on a schools playground ...in the middle of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 i've had sex in so many places. we used to go to random parties so we could fuck on random beds. among other things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 i've had sex in so many places. we used to go to random parties so we could fuck on random beds. among other things ugh i hate you people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megapussi Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 I once got busy in a burger king bathroom. you´re crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 i've had sex in so many places. we used to go to random parties so we could fuck on random beds. among other things ugh i hate you people yeah we mostly did it to people who deserved such treatment. though i was a bit of a closet prick in highscool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 i once got into a pretty intense fight after catching people doin shit on my bed during a party. needless to say, they were thoroughly embarrassed and were not invited back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 funny thing is we never got caught. but i would do it again cause douchebags deserve the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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