Guest hahathhat Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 if you take a dump and it's so large it's rising above the bowl water... is there a word for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 there are many terms, all of which have escaped me. the Viz profanisaurus will undoubtedly list them though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sysyphus Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 i'm not sure either but those suck as they have a base stink multiplier of 10x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 off the top of my head I can think of amusing connotations to do with the formation of a volcanic island and those stilts you put houses on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 urban dictionary suggests: periscope, breach and humpback....none of which will be as funny as my yet to be formalised volcanic island euphemism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I overshat my crappers and then ... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rotwang Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 the Viz profanisaurus will undoubtedly list them though... Indeed. The magazine also has a regular feature called "Fuck Knows" in which one can ask if there is a term for "something you've seen, something you've done or something that's come out of your arse". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 When I was in college, someone on my dorm floor took a dump that was so big that it was not only above the water but was also protruding from the bowl, resting against the seat. It obviously clogged the toilet and our resident assistant had to chop it up in pieces with a plastic ruler to get it to flush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 When I was in college, someone on my dorm floor took a dump that was so big that it was not only above the water but was also protruding from the bowl, resting against the seat. It obviously clogged the toilet and our resident assistant had to chop it up in pieces with a plastic ruler to get it to flush. post of the month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 i think the term for a shit that is so big it rests on the seat is a slinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AcrossCanyons Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 When I was in college, someone on my dorm floor took a dump that was so big that it was not only above the water but was also protruding from the bowl, resting against the seat. It obviously clogged the toilet and our resident assistant had to chop it up in pieces with a plastic ruler to get it to flush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 my innards are all weird right now... i was constipated on friday, then this morning it flowed like the finest wine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I had explosive, gut-wrenching diarrhea for 4 days straight. What is that called? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 A shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I had nachos with chili, jalapeños and salsa for dinner. I know what's gonna happen at work tomorrow morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I had nachos with chili, jalapeños and salsa for dinner. I know what's gonna happen at work tomorrow morning. some wicked excel spreadsheets are gonna get dunked on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I had explosive, gut-wrenching diarrhea for 4 days straight. What is that called? "Spiggot Ass". I should know. I'm an expert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 a shiceberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 a scheißberg there you go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 A "semi-submerged" A "peek-a-poo" or a "gasping for breath" a shiceberg This is good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worlds Most Johnsson Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Kablage meaning "cable" in swedish is a normal good dump. Not 100% sure on the spelling but in our school a "Kablachente" was alwas peaking above the water surface. If it was connected to the anus while bumpin in to the bottom of the bowl this was a "touch down". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 its called bergin. as in iceberg but its a verb. i just took a shit and it was bergin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 How about calling it "a Titanic"? as in: I just dropped a Titanic. Ka-pow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 yeah or you can say. I'm gonna release Nelson Mandela that rather applies to constipation than diarrhea though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 a Loch Ness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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