Dementia Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I think he's at home, abusing himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 sorry encey, i think i made that up I'm still gonna fantasize now about Hellen Mirren scodging me ol' codger edit: wrong emoticon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 jinx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 gotta be American. you made up other weird terms like "jerk off", etc. so it must be you lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 has 'knocking one out' been said yet? or 'choking the chicken', or 'bashing the Bishop' ......... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Empty the Bone of Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tontonz1 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 baph off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Empty the Bone of Me lol. that's good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Peen Expels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splesh Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I think British also use "beating off", cuz ya gotta remember this classic moment in Brass Eye: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGbxFmK_LA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I always referred to it as "fisting my urethra." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementia Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 "fisting my urethra." This is a favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splesh Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Throbbing Gristle have a song called Five Knuckle Shuffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I think British also use "beating off", cuz ya gotta remember this classic moment in Brass Eye: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGbxFmK_LA Lol reminds me so much of martin freeman on the office asking gareth 'could you give a man a lethal blow?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 I always use the term masturbate or pleasuring myself/yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 I always use the term masturbate or pleasuring myself/yourself. you serious? you're sick. nobody really masturbates. you're going to hell. ! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 pocket pinball paint the ceiling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Flog the log. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 ringing the bell of Love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 shaking hands with the unemployed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 ..something to do with benefits.. and free time on your hands.. that i can't quite forumlate in my mind just yet.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 juicing the clam flipping the switch coming into your own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 taking captain picard to warp speed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahrk Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Peeps "jack off" around here unless they're from the Internet, in which case they say "fap". Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ2odkGZQRY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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