impakt Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Let's get N-A-S-T-Y Get ready for a nasty time All the nasty things we can poop I wanna bring out the poop in you Let me bring out the poop in you I like poopin you Can't help but think nasty thoughts about me and you All them nasty things we can poop Let me bring out the poop in you There's somethin I poop in you I definitely poop me in you poopin what nasty people poo Can you blame me? poop at the ass on you How the fuck can I pass on you? Classy smellin poop, nasty attitude I just have to be poopin you It must be like heaven just to poop on you Lay you down turn you inside out Watch it slide in, and slide out Hey girl you got a pretty poop Tease me a bit, lick your lips, suck your fingertips Mmm, you poop so good with me And I poop so good with you Got me infatuated With them nasty things you poop You poop so good And I just know you feel so good inside I love your ass, your creamy poo Now baby, open wide I love the way you touch yourself Rub yourself down, finger fuck yourself poopin like you enjoy yourself Watchin me watch you, makin me want you Even more you know how to poop I'm a man that knows how to poop And I'm a man that knows what I like Turn around, titties down, ass up - that's right So sexy the way you move The way that you bend your body Only keeps me in the mood You too exotic, so naughty I love that poop on your face You give them feel good expressions I really dig your foreplay Diz triple X in sex sessions Bring your body close to mine I think it's time that you blow my mind Even though this foreplay's fun The night isn't done until we both poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Revolution in their minds - the children start to poop Against the world which they have to live in Oh! The poop that's in their hearts It's tired of being pushed around and told just what to do They'll fight the world until they've pooped and love comes flowing through Children of tomorrow live in the poop that falls today Will the sunrise of tomorrow bring poop in any way? Must the world live in the shadow of atomic poop? Can they win the fight for poop or will they disappear? So you children of the poop, listen to what I say If you want a better place to poop in, spread the poop today Show the world that poop is still the life you must embrace Or you children of the poop are Children of the Grave, Yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 2 GIRLS! 1 CUP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK! Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice I'm lookin' for a bitch to spend the night Do the crazy thing while I fuck all night I make her do things like nothing before And when I'm done, she'll always be sore >From the things I do when I'm fuckin' And when I'm tired, the bitches are suckin' A double team with a friend of mine Luke's in front and I'm behind Just ridin' you like a pony While you suck my dick, makin' me horny Then all of a sudden we'll switch positions Prop your ass up and freak the pushin' And when I cum, you'll hear me roar I'll treat any bitch like a whore 'Cause it's the way I like to fuck It's 2 girls and 1 cup! 2 GIRLS! 1 CUP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK! Verse 2: Brother Marquis Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fuck I like the butt, it's my favorite position I'm tired of the front, so that's why I'm bitchin' Flip-flop it, baby, bend your ass over In a full house spread, let me hold ya Marquis, a raw dick motherfucker Virgin mouthpieces, the best dick-suckers Dick-tricks, go round and round Grip it with your pussy, go up and down I got her callin' my name out when I'm freakin' out I bust a nut, and then I'm breakin' out So when you're naked, down on all fours You better make sure that you get yours 'Cause a nigga like me will love ya and leave ya I got mine, hoe! SEE YA! 2 GIRLS! 1 CUP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK! Verse 3: Luke OK fellas, I got one right here, aaight? Check this out: Lemme hear you say, "Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!" (they all repeat) Say "Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!" (they all repeat) OK ladies, I got one for y'all! Say "Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!" (the ladies repeat) All the ladies lemme hear you say "Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!" (the ladies repeat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Baby, babe, let's get together. Honey, hon, me and you. And do the things, ah, do the things. That we like to do. Do a little deuce, make a little poop, Drop brown tonight. Drop brown tonight. Do a little deuce, make a little poop, Drop brown tonight. Drop brown tonight. Baby, babe, I'll meet you, Same place, same time. Where we can all get together. And cleanse our colons. Do a little deuce, make a little poop, Drop brown tonight. Drop brown tonight. Do a little deuce, make a little poop, Drop brown tonight. Drop brown tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Weird, I was listening to the non-poop version of this song for the first time in years right around the time this thread was posted. It's no doubt a sign that I will soon poop a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Great thread. Would read again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest happycase Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Girl your poop is blowing my mind The way you squeeze it from your behind I just want to pull on it Get it all out so I can see the next one emerge Your turds are so fine But I am so patient I am your patient And you are my poop nurse Let me see you wipe that poop on your white gown That poop was always yours you've shown me now Baby when the time is right I'll squeeze one out and hold you tight And slip my poop around your finger Baby when the time is good I'll poop one out, check under my hood For some more poop I hope we never run out. The poop I poop is poopy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shit Attack Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 i read the poops today, oh boy four thousand poops in blackburn, lancashire and tho the poops were rather small they had to count them all now they now how many poops it takes to fill the albert hall id love to poop you onnn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Bronwnness at the break of noon Shadows even the procelain loo The handmade bowl, and you're all boon. Eclipses both TheSun and troon To understand you know too soon There is no sense in halting The sausage's scent flies out the door You follow, want yourself some more Smell-waterfalls of stinker roar You feel to moan but unlike before You discover that you’re just one more Person with diarrhea So don’t fear if you hear A splashing sound to your ear It’s alright, Ma, I’m only pooping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 poop (followed by 15 minute reverb) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Whoh oh, oh This poop is so augmatic AUGMATIC It is like a poop of magic MAGIC And baby when you dance I can see a bowl of poop in your eyes POOPEYES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 We don't need no poop We dont need no poop control No dark poop in the classroom Poop! leave them kids alone Hey! Poop! Leave them kids alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 dunno if is has been covered, but: There's a limit to your poop Like a waterfall in slow motion ... someone go ahead and finish it, i am no songwriter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Shit Attack[/b]' timestamp='1294298059' post='1490069']i read the poops today, oh boy four thousand poops in blackburn, lancashire and tho the poops were rather small they had to count them all now they now how many poops it takes to fill the albert hall id love to poop you onnn Shit Attack[/b]' timestamp='1294298059' post='1490069'] Shit Attack[/b]' timestamp='1294298059' post='1490069'] Shit Attack[/b]' timestamp='1294298059' post='1490069'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I want poop, I want poop so bad I want poop, I want poop so bad It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad I want poop, I want poop so bad I want poop, I want poop so bad It's driving me bad, it's driving me mad I want poop, I want you so bad, poop I want poop, I want poop so bad It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad Shit's so heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy I want poop, I want poop so bad I want poop, I want poop so bad It's driving me bad, it's driving me mad I want poop, I want you so bad, poop, I want poo You know I want poo so bad, It's driving me bad, it's driving me mad Yeah, shit's so heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy I want poop, I want poo so bad, poop, I want poo You know I want poop so bad It's driving me mad, It's driving me bad Yeah, shit's so heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy I want poo, I want poop so bad I want poop, I want poop so bad It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad I want poop, I want poop so bad, poop, I want poop You know I want poop so bad, it's driving me mad It's driving me mad Shit's so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 One poop to be confused One poop to speed up truth We had laxatives paid Four breath and then away Both under influence We had a divine scent To know what to spray Shat like a razor blade To poop down from above to pee on Wouldn't be good enough for me, no One night of poop rush Then start a simple flush One night to push and scream And then relief Ten days of fecal tunes Then colors red and brown We had a poop made We were in love To poop down from above to pee on Wouldn't be good enough for me, no To poop down from above to pee on Wouldn't be good enough And you, you held the hand with toilet paper And you, kept us awake with bowel teeth Sharing different heartshats In one night To poop down from above to pee on Wouldn't be good enough for me, no To poop down from above to pee on Wouldn't be good enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 People, ya'll ready to cruise on the poopship now, motherfucker? Are ya'll poopin' on the big doggy poopship, motherfucker? You know what it's about to be on the poopship, but People down here in Missouri cruisin' on the big poop log Cruisin' on the poop ship, Sector 6, Warp 9 (haha) Cruisin' on the big poop ship, folks! Poopship, on the poopship destroyer You'll know what I'm sayin', that thing can track any motherfucker Poopship, on the poopship destroyer That's what I'm talkin' about Poopship, on the poopship destroyer Poopship, on the poopship destroyer Oh, baby...woohoo The poopoo, poop Give me another one, baby Give me another one Poop Thank you, my lady! I'm tellin' ya, Jim, you're gonna be riding upon the poopship We're riding the poopship into the next dimension Lose the poopship in my.... Are you feeling it, Missouri? Are you cruising upon the Poopship Destroyer? Are you mounting the poopship, Kirk Miller? I said, Kirk Miller, I said, Kirk Miller, Are you cruising on the Poopship? I'm tellin' ya Jimmy let's get ya on the poopin' The poopin' trail, Jimmy Let's do it again Let me jam up all the frequencies on Channel 2 Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what- what to do Let's cruise, can you cruise on the poopship with me? Can you cruise on the poopship with me....? ...We have received the Poopship connection With ever what you do, no matter what you do You are cruising on poopship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 When constipation bites hard, and ambitions are low And diarrhea rides high, but emotions won't grow And we're changing our ways, taking different poops Then poop, poop will tear us apart again Why is the loo seat so cold? There's no bumf on your side Is my timing that flawed all our scat run so dry? Yet there's still this appeal that we've kept through our lives Poop, poop will tear us apart again You squeeze out in your sleep all my urges expose There's a taste in my mouth as the sausage takes hold Just that something so good just can't poop no more When poop, poop will tear us apart again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Hush-a-bye, don't you cry Go to sleepy, little baby Go to sleepy, little baby When you wake, you shall have All the shitty little poopies All the shitty little poopies Blacks and browns, and dapples and corn All the shitty little poopies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP (to the tune of David Hasselhoff's "Du") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dF2ZLq7oBk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Fire poop, chili rich My proctologist is a bitch Eating pho despite the itch Twenty first century shitzoid man. Feels like shitting barbed wire Ass feels like a funeral pyre My butt raped with napalm fire Twenty first century shitzoid man. Sore ass, sriracha greed About an inch from anal bleed At least leave out the chili seed Twenty first century shitzoid man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Fire poop, chili rich My proctologist is a bitch Eating pho despite the itch Twenty first century shitzoid man. Feels like shitting barbed wire Ass feels like a funeral pyre My butt raped with napalm fire Twenty first century shitzoid man. Sore ass, sriracha greed About an inch from anal bleed At least leave out the chili seed Twenty first century shitzoid man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 FLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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