keltoi Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 since you're the resident poop/medical expert... you know when you do one that's like throwing down a handful of fake gravel? (like you find in those indoor planters in malls and offices) or like a spitfire raining shells on an enemy friggate? uniform nuggets tumble out and pile up at the bottom of the bowl, each one individually lubricated so that it does not stick to its' fellow nugget chums. what does this mean? is it unhealthy to do one like this maybe once a week? does it suggest i have a bad diet or what? cos i eat a pretty well balanced diet. i look forward to your anal-ysis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Dehydration. Probably due to taking headache remedies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 I get that usually after eating fast food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 3, 2011 Author Share Posted February 3, 2011 i don't trust your diagnosis. i haven't taken any headache tablets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 I usually get that after injecting myself with pure rabbit dna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 3, 2011 Author Share Posted February 3, 2011 I get that usually after eating fast food. this week i've been eating jamie's 30 minute meals every night. last night i had a cheats pizza, 3 different salads and a berry slushy! I usually get that after injecting myself with pure rabbit dna. yeah they're like lubed up rabbit droppings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 do you drink a lot? could very well be alcohol related...booze fucks up your guts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 3, 2011 Author Share Posted February 3, 2011 hmmn not usually more than once mid-week but this week i've had a couple of cans every night with my jamie's 30 minute meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 3, 2011 Author Share Posted February 3, 2011 i think jamie's 30 minute meals might be to blame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 it's not lupus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 yeah I blame jamie oliver too....write in and tell him he gave you weird shits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 You are homosexual. Tough break man, just after having a kid too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 I usually get that after injecting myself with pure rabbit dna. lolirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 since you're the resident poop/medical expert... you know when you do one that's like throwing down a handful of fake gravel? (like you find in those indoor planters in malls and offices) or like a spitfire raining shells on an enemy friggate? uniform nuggets tumble out and pile up at the bottom of the bowl, each one individually lubricated so that it does not stick to its' fellow nugget chums. what does this mean? is it unhealthy to do one like this maybe once a week? does it suggest i have a bad diet or what? cos i eat a pretty well balanced diet. i look forward to your anal-ysis. that would be the tapeworm shedding its lining about once a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Keltoi is part deer. Or all minotaur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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keltoi Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 number 1 - gradually plip plopping oily nuts. not difficult to pass but a slow process. more water makes sense but i've eaten tons of fibre this week. maybe i should write to jamie oliver and ask him if he has the same poops. thanks X! i feel better just knowing that you have ass-essed my movement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 i've been taking a lot of dihydrocodeine in the past week after my "unfortunate accident" and the constipation really is a marvel. i've been shitting nothing but ruddy brown chestnuts, and even that's difficult. on the plus side, they require very little wiping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 chestnuts eh? mine are more like crunchy coated peanuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 yeah, these a slightly larger. they're also very dense and pile up in the bottom of the pan like leaden grapeshot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 stop sticking raisinets in your ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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