Meadows and Labyrinths Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 me: i wanted to do it before i left. i imagined making a comment about your ass and wanting to hit it, then you were going to slap me but i put my palm in front of my face and caught your slap as a high-5 instead. then i pictured you laughing and that's why i was laughing yesterday. my ex: why would you want to do it with me and then leave? don't you think that would cause more emotional stress? me: no idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 me: no idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Yegg Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 One last hurrah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 totally chill story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 me: the trip was initially proposed to me as mike, jackie, myself and you going. when greg was in the picture, i was already not crazy about the idea right off the bat, but it was too late, so i went with it friend: yeah. well ashley was supposed to go too. that was what was proposed to me me: then it was so super cramped man, with 5 people, also an uneven number, which isn't really awesome for trips. then, i all had this big expectation from you, thinkin' that you and i were gonna be all close n' shit, and instead greg's hittin' home runs with you the entire time. so i guess i was down the whole time because of that. but, no hard feelings, it was a long time ago, and that wasn't nearly the best of the story friend: well get to the best part me: haha, well, remember when we were checking out those docks? i found a fisherman's pairing knife, probably used for cleaning a fish friend: mhmm me: i took it and put it in my pocket. later on, when everyone went on that two seater ride that i didn't have any money or interest for, i dipped into a restaurant, went into the bathroom. right when i got in, some other dude was rushing out of there. i get to the sink, start washing off the knife, when a puddle of piss, shit, and who knows what else starts coming for my bare feet on the bathroom floor. well, i'm rushing to get out of there, and i'm looking at the SHIT-PUDDLE that's getting closer and closer and i cut myself with the knife ! friend: ewww oh yeahh i think i remember that me: so i threw the knife away, thinking it a bad omen, and come back to meet you guys and i sit down on the bench to wait, and some lady starts coughing like, hardcore hacking up something, and spits it by my feet. she gives me a look like she didn't give a fuck about anything. then somewhere in between all that i got covered in 50 something deer ticks because i didn't have money to go mini golfing or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 hittin home runs...i'm totally that guy thanks man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I'm feeling positive about this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 i uh.. .. nope, got nothin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 i have no idea what i meant to do with this thread, to be honest. actually, it may be my worst yet, but i'll let it ride ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 me: stoked Pam: have you talked to Tommy lately? me: I didn't realize that was his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 me: hi Mario!!! Victor: my name is not Mario you twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 more personal stories plaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Me: Stare Stranger: WTF YOU LOOKING AT BITCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 me : this is lookin' like a nonsense thread you : unable to post replies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 me: watmm watmm: no no: yes thanks: no problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yikes Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 show me a hot chick and i'll show you a guy who is sick of fucking her……….. then around the corner from said hot chick's house are a line of guys waiting to fuck her ………………….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 haha yikes sucks so fucking bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 haha yikes sucks so fucking bad lol, he's destroying all my hopes and dreams.. house wife.... i'm very pretty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 no problem: Plaid sub-forum Sub Zero: flaccid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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keltoi Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 haha yikes sucks so fucking bad lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahrk Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 me: haha, well, remember when we were checking out those docks? i found a fisherman's pairing knife, probably used for cleaning a fish friend: mhmm me: i took it and put it in my pocket. later on, when everyone went on that two seater ride that i didn't have any money or interest for, i dipped into a restaurant, went into the bathroom. right when i got in, some other dude was rushing out of there. i get to the sink, start washing off the knife, when a puddle of piss, shit, and who knows what else starts coming for my bare feet on the bathroom floor. well, i'm rushing to get out of there, and i'm looking at the SHIT-PUDDLE that's getting closer and closer and i cut myself with the knife ! friend: ewww oh yeahh i think i remember that me: so i threw the knife away, thinking it a bad omen, and come back to meet you guys and i sit down on the bench to wait, and some lady starts coughing like, hardcore hacking up something, and spits it by my feet. she gives me a look like she didn't give a fuck about anything. then somewhere in between all that i got covered in 50 something deer ticks because i didn't have money to go mini golfing or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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